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koncert Gorana Karana u Pragu 18.1. :jupi
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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Nije ni tebi vala lako :(
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Da su mi oci ispale i da me mozak boli vise od kompa, Office,
korektura, detajla, brisanja, popravljanja.. posaljem Sefici sve
i onda gasim komp do sljedece sedmice. :123
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LOVE is like FART, if you have to force it, IT IS PROBABLY !@#$%^&*. :djed

A Real MAN chooses to honor, love, respect ,adore and be faithful to one woman.

A BOY spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A BOY spends his time playing games and put his effort to hide his feelings and emotions. A BOY finds excuses and worships his EGO. A BOY worships his intellect and and sell his !@#$%^&* as prostitute to collect money on his account.

A REAL MAN spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.

You can ALWAYS see the character of the man by the woman he chooses. The strongest man is drawn to woman who can take him on a spiritual journey to his highest level.

What woman should know: a man who truly loves will never let you go not matter how hard the situation is. A man who truly loves will be as much close to you as possible. A man who truly loves never hurt, cheat or manipulate.

What man should know: A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things but will stick around.

When you realize your value, letting go becomes EASY.

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kakvog sam macica upoznao , evo 4 dan mozak mi muti :bali
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svasta,ali nista dobrog

http://univerzala.net/stravican-zlocin- ... acijenata/
mozda ovome clanku nije mjesto ovdje ali ipak sam ga tu postavio..?!
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Julia-Klara wrote:koncert Gorana Karana u Pragu 18.1. :jupi
Hoćeš se ići Karati :zubi
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camargue wrote:svasta,ali nista dobrog

http://univerzala.net/stravican-zlocin- ... acijenata/
mozda ovome clanku nije mjesto ovdje ali ipak sam ga tu postavio..?!
covjek jednostavno nigdje nije siguran :cudi
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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Zagorka wrote:
Julia-Klara wrote:koncert Gorana Karana u Pragu 18.1. :jupi
Hoćeš se ići Karati :zubi
:jok tako,to se kaze, hoces ici nakarana.. :hihi
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Došli policajci kod neke babe na slavu, da lome kolač. Kaže ona: "Djeco uzmite kolač pa ga okrenite tri puta i onda slomite." Probaju, ne može. Kaže baba:" Hajde još jednom okrenite, pa slomite." Probaju ne može. Pogleda baba bolje, pa kaže:" Djeco, prvo morate izvaditi kolač iz tepsije."
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ubio sa se ramstekom ,jedva disem, odo leci .... :zzz
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:D. :D.
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..imam uzasnu sinusnu glavobolju, mazite me :D
Nosite caj, novine..
masirajte glavu..

budite empaticni i plemeniti..:D
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Rabiosa wrote:..imam uzasnu sinusnu glavobolju, mazite me :D
Nosite caj, novine..
masirajte glavu..

budite empaticni i plemeniti..:D

Na raspolaganju su: Kamilica, majčina dušica, menta, šipak, neki voćni, uvin čaj, a tu je i bekunis čaj. :D
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Mentica, hvala!:))
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Btw, na usi mi ide van - islam-islamisti-terorizam, kolinda i josipovic.
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Rabiosa wrote:Btw, na usi mi ide van - islam-islamisti-terorizam, kolinda i josipovic.
Da znaš. I meni je svih preko glave. Više nemam stav.
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Jedva cekam proljece. I placu. I da me ne boli ..i tako to.
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