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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Zanki » 30 Nov 2024, 00:44

Ne znan sta su zezalice

Mislis grickalice, veceras nula bodova
imala san puno posla i ostala na jedan obrok, iden lec

Koja tie omiljena uspavanka?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mutevelija » 30 Nov 2024, 01:06

Nini sine spavaj sine ona bosanska iz filma ničija zemlja

Jel ti fin glas za uspavanke
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ironman » 30 Nov 2024, 10:15

Nako,u sebi zvucim puno bolje 🙈

Koji praznik ti najdrazi?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Zanki » 30 Nov 2024, 12:54

Nova Godina 🙈

Koe tie omiljeno alkoholno picHence?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ironman » 30 Nov 2024, 13:29

Zestica vodka al slabo sad skroz..nezestica pivo.

A ti..vinceko pretpostavljam🙈
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Arthur Dent » 01 Dec 2024, 00:57

nisam pio ne sjecam se. nekad davno kad sam bio mlad valjda. volio sam dobre i jake kapi.

znas li potkovat konja?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 01 Dec 2024, 07:10

Mozda i znam. Nisam probala.

Jases li il tebe jasu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 01 Dec 2024, 12:59

Ne jasem

Mozes li shvatiti seike kad se hvale mnogobrojnim suprugama?
Pobjeci sad od svega zelim

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 01 Dec 2024, 13:13

Sta tu ima da se shvati. Klasicno musko.
Gore su mi te supruge.

Jesi li u stanju zovoljeti zenu koja bi te djelila?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 01 Dec 2024, 13:29

Nisam toliki mazohista

Jesil sve sto imas sam/a stekao/la?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ironman » 01 Dec 2024, 13:59

Imam neke zemlje i sume sto mi ostavili djed i majka,sa njima sam odrasto.
Ostalo sto imam je mojih ruku djelo.

Znas li napravit limunadu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Anestzijaaa » 01 Dec 2024, 14:36

Znam,priplatise za vise recepata.
Znas se davit😆
Najludje su horde zla

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ironman » 01 Dec 2024, 15:24

U snu...probudim se puls 150🙈

Jel spavas na ledjima il stomaku il na na nekom od bokova :ooo
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Anestzijaaa » 01 Dec 2024, 17:02

Na ledjima ko mejt
Imas li punjac za nanogicu
Najludje su horde zla

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 01 Dec 2024, 17:19

Sve je napunjeno.

Jel kad volis i nesebicno djelis partnera?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Anestzijaaa » 01 Dec 2024, 17:21

Ne volim je
Kolko ti ima na kameri onih mrvetina piksela
Najludje su horde zla

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 01 Dec 2024, 17:50

Tos pitat beza ne znam ja.

Sta sam slikala tacno u petak?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Anestzijaaa » 01 Dec 2024, 17:52

Park, naletilo nas 30 tak zagleda se nema puno cudnih osoba🤣
Naletil se do Otrova
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Shadow » 01 Dec 2024, 18:24

Mi trovaca u srednjoj furali :valja

Da li bi oprostio prevaru?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Pasaga » 01 Dec 2024, 18:26

zavisi iz kojih je razloga ... :o

jel ljudi,zene, cesce varaju ljeti ili zimi
Ne obracaj mi se:
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