Poruka za forumaša

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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by greeneyes » 08 Oct 2015, 11:17

Ja evo još ne mogu doć' sebi, kak'e su to gigantske tablete. :D.
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Ledena » 08 Oct 2015, 11:19

Eh te su posebne. Ne gutaju se na usta :plavi
Nikad ne dozvoli da budeš nekome trn u oku.
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Biba » 08 Oct 2015, 12:19

Ledena wrote:Bibooo aj na po jednu :pusi
Ma ja sve jenu po jenu, nema da fali :pusi
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by greeneyes » 08 Oct 2015, 12:28

Ledena wrote:Eh te su posebne. Ne gutaju se na usta :plavi
Auu, to još gore.. :D.
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by rethna » 08 Oct 2015, 15:17

Ledena wrote:Eh te su posebne. Ne gutaju se na usta :plavi
Gdje idu?
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Terasa svjesti » 08 Oct 2015, 19:58

Da se ne tope možda te tabletice u anusu , ko čepići .
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Biba » 08 Oct 2015, 20:03

Terasa svjesti wrote:Da se ne tope možda te tabletice u anusu , ko čepići .
:ovaj Samo da ne zavrse kao kod Combeta :valja
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by KOMESAR » 08 Oct 2015, 20:29

Ledena wrote: Bibo, ja i imam 21g
dijete sam rodila sa 19. Pa sad racunaj. Mislim da nije tesko.
Prije dvadesetak godina oženio se u mene komšija.Otprilike za dva mjeseca mlada se porodila.Spremila se u mene,rahmetli, nana i mama i otišle "na babine".Kad su se vratile mama ljuta ko ris.Tamo ti je ,pred punim auditorijem, nana provalila:
"Lako je ovim današnjim ženama,ja sam djecu nosila devet mjeseci."
Čovjek i magarac znaju više nego sam čovjek.
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Hannibal » 08 Oct 2015, 20:34

E ne mogu da vjerujem :D
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by kuplung » 08 Oct 2015, 20:36

ne dam nikom :ljub
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Biba » 08 Oct 2015, 20:40

Hannibal Lecter wrote:E ne mogu da vjerujem :D
Ak mislis na ono gore..pa znas da je KOMESAR najjaci u vicevima
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Hannibal » 08 Oct 2015, 20:41

Al bas sam se nasmijo :D
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Biba » 08 Oct 2015, 20:48

Hannibal Lecter wrote:Al bas sam se nasmijo :D
Kod nas jedna tara Sokica bila zgranuta ato se mladi javno ljube pa rekla - Ju svitu, ja sam se baš ko cura porodila, al ovake sprdnje nije bilo..

Nedavno je moja debela kolegica pricala o svojoj rodic..gleda ona u nasu kuharixu i kaze - Ma mojamrodica je geozno mrsava, groznoooo, tak ko Vi.. :grana..mislila je na kuharicu..kuharica je ijace sefova zena..et pamwti lijepe..
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Hannibal » 08 Oct 2015, 20:50

Hahahaha a tvoje su price jos jace podvalila mu mater drogu, proguto kokain i ostale dogodovstine iz komsiluka :D
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Maja » 08 Oct 2015, 20:51

Pa zar direktor nije mogao ženu gurnuti na bolje mjesto. Čuj kuharica.
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Julia-Klara » 08 Oct 2015, 21:57

sefice, mislim da bi trebalo da nas vipovce obojis u crveno dok te nema :trlja
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by laganini » 08 Oct 2015, 21:58

..živa si :zubi
..slobodan čovik kad tad bude baniran..
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Heidi » 08 Oct 2015, 21:59

I meni dati dozvolu da udjem u VIP....ali samo da citam :mar
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Maja » 08 Oct 2015, 22:01

Ih koliko zahtjeva. Kako da svima udvoljim :oo
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Re: Poruka za forumaša

Post by Julia-Klara » 08 Oct 2015, 22:02

al bi se i nacitala :nokti

@maja, nemoj svima - sami meni :zao
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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