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by Zanki » 21 Mar 2026, 16:17
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:12
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Kokos, cokolada, mlijeko, jaje, kasika brasna, puter i sve to na laganoj vatri. Jaje posljednje i skidas kad zagusti. Ohladis i mazi. Koliko se sjecam da sam tako pravila.
Sve imam. Kad popijem kafu pocecu pravit
A uzeo sam i nekih praškova u onim kesicama ono ko za pecivo prašak.
Kasnije sam skonto da mi to ne treba
Ček da vidin šta ti spremaš
Ja upala padobranski
Instead of saying "fuck off"
ask
"How can i help you to fuck off?"
Always be kind!
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by Zanki » 21 Mar 2026, 16:18
Danas nisam odigrala kukuruze
Moš večeras za sutra upišem par ako se pikaju
Ako ne
Nea veze, stvarno nis u mogućnosti
Skužajte
Instead of saying "fuck off"
ask
"How can i help you to fuck off?"
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by Duminjo » 21 Mar 2026, 16:23
Zanki wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:16
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:09
Budel od ove 3in1 išta il je to samo prah?
Jel te ovo stvarno ujutro razbudi i djeluje?
Napišem ogroman post i izbaci me
Al se vrnila i kopirala
E voila
Ma kakvi, ujutro jedino crna
ko njegova duša
Što bi se reklo
A onda kad je najkritičnije nesica pojaka
I vako kad mie dosadno uzmem iz aparata
Ili ove mučkam, al velim ti nisan je dugo pila.
A sve mi dosadile
Jedino je turska crna zakon
Hoce od ovih praškastih da se stomak napuše i naraste
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by Duminjo » 21 Mar 2026, 16:25
Zanki wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:17
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:12
Sve imam. Kad popijem kafu pocecu pravit
A uzeo sam i nekih praškova u onim kesicama ono ko za pecivo prašak.
Kasnije sam skonto da mi to ne treba
Ček da vidin šta ti spremaš
Ja upala padobranski
Oblande sa 10 kora
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by Fuddo » 21 Mar 2026, 16:46
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:03
HAVANA wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 15:56
A pitaj fuddu on zna americki recept
Garant sa sudzukom
Bizi ne budalesi
Potrovaces narod, kakve te oblande spopale
Uzmi sebi kutiju keksa
Dozvolite da se obratimo
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by Duminjo » 21 Mar 2026, 16:47
Fuddo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:46
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:03
Garant sa sudzukom
Bizi ne budalesi
Potrovaces narod, kakve te oblande spopale
Uzmi sebi kutiju keksa
Nema veze, Srbi su gosti
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by Fuddo » 21 Mar 2026, 16:50
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:47
Fuddo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:46
Bizi ne budalesi
Potrovaces narod, kakve te oblande spopale
Uzmi sebi kutiju keksa
Nema veze, Srbi su gosti
Napravi im i hurmasice, kad te krenulo
Dozvolite da se obratimo
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by Duminjo » 21 Mar 2026, 17:13
Fuddo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:50
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:47
Nema veze, Srbi su gosti
Napravi im i hurmasice, kad te krenulo
Bice i roštilj.
Ne brini, nešto ce negdje zakacit
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by Fuddo » 21 Mar 2026, 17:27
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 17:13
Fuddo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:50
Napravi im i hurmasice, kad te krenulo
Bice i roštilj.
Ne brini, nešto ce negdje zakacit
Dozvolite da se obratimo
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by ElTriconi » 21 Mar 2026, 17:34
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:12
Shadow wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:06
Kokos, cokolada, mlijeko, jaje, kasika brasna, puter i sve to na laganoj vatri. Jaje posljednje i skidas kad zagusti. Ohladis i mazi. Koliko se sjecam da sam tako pravila.
Sve imam. Kad popijem kafu pocecu pravit
A uzeo sam i nekih praškova u onim kesicama ono ko za pecivo prašak.
Kasnije sam skonto da mi to ne treba
Metni sebi kecelju i to ti je to
Da sam pcela zelja mi je pusta
pa da sletim curici na usta
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by ironman » 21 Mar 2026, 18:26
Ovo sam i ja vako poso obrisat ubrusom.
Uz onaj ybn smrad jos se i ubrus zalijepio na ruku.
dream of spring...
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by ElTriconi » 21 Mar 2026, 18:29
ironman wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 18:26
Ovo sam i ja vako poso obrisat ubrusom.
Uz onaj ybn smrad jos se i ubrus zalijepio na ruku.
Metnes safuna na ruke, ne isperes dobro i slabo se ljepi za ruke, mores otrat krpom.
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by Shadow » 21 Mar 2026, 18:31
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:12
Shadow wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:06
Kokos, cokolada, mlijeko, jaje, kasika brasna, puter i sve to na laganoj vatri. Jaje posljednje i skidas kad zagusti. Ohladis i mazi. Koliko se sjecam da sam tako pravila.
Sve imam. Kad popijem kafu pocecu pravit
A uzeo sam i nekih praškova u onim kesicama ono ko za pecivo prašak.
Kasnije sam skonto da mi to ne treba
Jesi secera stavio?
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by ElTriconi » 21 Mar 2026, 18:34
Metno sam u babe i mame tockove na sto, golem sto a tesko s njime rukovat. Sad klize, pa ja
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by Duminjo » 21 Mar 2026, 18:55
Shadow wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 18:31
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 16:12
Sve imam. Kad popijem kafu pocecu pravit
A uzeo sam i nekih praškova u onim kesicama ono ko za pecivo prašak.
Kasnije sam skonto da mi to ne treba
Jesi secera stavio?
Pravicu veceras nekad
Kupio sam 2 kile secera
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by Shadow » 21 Mar 2026, 19:00
Duminjo wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 18:55
Shadow wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 18:31
Jesi secera stavio?
Pravicu veceras nekad
Kupio sam 2 kile secera
Nemoj puno. Solju, od oka.
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by HAVANA » 21 Mar 2026, 19:49
Pusti nju ba mene slusaj.Kilu i dvjesta stavi.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.
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by Zana » 21 Mar 2026, 19:59
Šta to pravite, haman prošo bajram
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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by ElTriconi » 21 Mar 2026, 20:08
Zana wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 19:59
Šta to pravite, haman prošo bajram
Dumke viko da je poslasticar, da se ne bi vadio mora oblatnu napravit
Da sam pcela zelja mi je pusta
pa da sletim curici na usta
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