Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?
Sjedim ispred frizerskog, neka teta ceka da joj se farba primi, naidje joj cojk preko puta skroz, mase joj, kad ce ona "haj dodji da plaaatis ovooo". I cojk dodje i plati.
Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?
Nista jos, dosla da vidim jel iron sta postavio zabavnog pa da se oraspolozim malo.
I'm not a nice person. I'm a good person. There's a huge difference.
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osmjehnuo sam se,moram priznat 
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Hej, jesil ispratio?
Drago mi je sto su ga samo uspavali dok je bila intervencija, i kasnije mu nisu naudili zbog ljudske gluposti.
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Tigar je bio tigar,covjek je taj koji je pogrijesio a i ja sam mislio da ce naudit zivotinji ni krivoj ni duznoj.uvijek_kontra wrote: 14 Oct 2026, 12:35Hej, jesil ispratio?
Drago mi je sto su ga samo uspavali dok je bila intervencija, i kasnije mu nisu naudili zbog ljudske gluposti.
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uvijek_kontra wrote: 14 Oct 2026, 12:35Hej, jesil ispratio?
Drago mi je sto su ga samo uspavali dok je bila intervencija, i kasnije mu nisu naudili zbog ljudske gluposti.
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sunce ti poljubim,ova kad udari glavom o garazna vrata...e nako su mene opalila vrata od kontejnera na slepi i oborila me..
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?
Dva dana se smijem
Kaže šefica: Imal puno po gradu tih navijača mađara
Kaže šefica: Imal puno po gradu tih navijača mađara
Instead of saying "fuck off"
ask
"How can i help you to fuck off?"
Always be kind!
ask
"How can i help you to fuck off?"
Always be kind!
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