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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Julia-Klara » 24 May 2016, 14:09

SPINERKA wrote:JK jeli to Bosanski pasos??--dobila
Ma da, ovaj istice u oktobru pa da zamjenim na vrijeme, mozda cu putovati a ne bih mogla 3 mjeseca prije isteka pasosa.
Za cesko drzavljanstvo jos nisam ispunila uslove, tek sljedece godine mogu predati, prije toga polagati ispite :rol I odluka se ceka bar godinu dana :rol
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by SPINERKA » 24 May 2016, 14:13

Julia-Klara wrote:
SPINERKA wrote:JK jeli to Bosanski pasos??--dobila
Ma da, ovaj istice u oktobru pa da zamjenim na vrijeme, mozda cu putovati a ne bih mogla 3 mjeseca prije isteka pasosa.
Za cesko drzavljanstvo jos nisam ispunila uslove, tek sljedece godine mogu predati, prije toga polagati ispite :rol I odluka se ceka bar godinu dana :rol
Vidi ceha --sto komplikuju .Testovi -ono , ukratko -- o drzavi i obicajima??
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 14:15

SPINERKA wrote:
Julia-Klara wrote:
SPINERKA wrote:JK jeli to Bosanski pasos??--dobila
Ma da, ovaj istice u oktobru pa da zamjenim na vrijeme, mozda cu putovati a ne bih mogla 3 mjeseca prije isteka pasosa.
Za cesko drzavljanstvo jos nisam ispunila uslove, tek sljedece godine mogu predati, prije toga polagati ispite :rol I odluka se ceka bar godinu dana :rol
Vidi ceha --sto komplikuju .Testovi -ono , ukratko -- o drzavi i obicajima??
Za razliku od Amerike Evropa ima dgu tradiciju :ooo

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Julia-Klara » 24 May 2016, 14:17

KOmplikovani su do bola.
Ispit za Cesko drzavljanstvo jedan od najtezis u svijetu :rol
Poznavanje drzavnog uredjenja, prirode, drustva, institucija, cak i zgrade i spomenike moras znati raspoznavati.
O testu jezika da ne pricam - intervju na pocetku, diktat, konverzacija, citanje, prepricavanje, pisanje price na odabranu temu. Taj test traje do 6 sati :rol
Kontala sam makar do kraja godine polagati "prirodu i drustvo" kako ja to zovem, ali nikako da nadjem vremena i pogledam datume za ispite.
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Julia-Klara » 24 May 2016, 14:21

When was the Czech Republic founded?
1st January, 1918
28th October, 1918
1st January, 1992
1st January, 1993

How many people are needed to form an “občanské sdružení” (a form of NGO)?
1
2
3
4

How many regions does the Czech Republic have?
13
14
15
16

In which architectural style is Chrám svaté Barbory (St. Barbara’s Church) in Kutná hora?
Gothic
Renaissance
Baroque
Rococo

How many members does the upper chamber of Czech parliament have?
79
80
81
82

What is the lower age limit for candidacy to the Chamber of Deputies?
18
21
25
30

What are the first three words of the Czech national anthem?
Kde je domov
Ty můj domove
Kde domov můj
Čechy jsou domov

What is the correct combination of letters “i”, “í”, “y” and “ý” in the sentence, “Zav..l.. šakal.. zav..le v..l.. na tančící v..l..”?
i, í, i, i, i, i, í, i
i, í, i, i, y, i, í, y
y, í, y, y, i, i, í, y
i, í, i, i, y, i, í, i

Does article 28 of the “Listina základních práv a svobod” (“Charter of Fundamental Rights and Basic Freedoms”), which states that “Employees have the fair remuneration for their work and to favourable work conditions”, also apply to migrants?
Yes
Yes, but only for Europeans
Yes, but only for migrants that have lived in the Czech Republic for more than five years
No

Where was the [fictional] famous Czech inventor, playwright, musician and sportsman Jára Cimrman born?
Liptákov
Prague
Vienna
Rio de Janeiro

Post your answers in the comments, if you dare… :plavi

EDIT: naravno se polaze sve na ceskom jeziku , ovo je samo prevod na jednoj stranici koju nadjoh
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Biba » 24 May 2016, 14:32

A jes nam Nole aktivan...ma to njega euforija drzi sto nije nabubo sipcare :ovaj
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 14:34

Biba wrote:A jes nam Nole aktivan...ma to njega euforija drzi sto nije nabubo sipcare :ovaj
čekam onog blentu majstora da mi završi auto pa onda ubijam vreme ovde ;)

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 14:35

Julia-Klara wrote:When was the Czech Republic founded?
1st January, 1918
28th October, 1918
1st January, 1992
1st January, 1993

How many people are needed to form an “občanské sdružení” (a form of NGO)?
1
2
3
4

How many regions does the Czech Republic have?
13
14
15
16

In which architectural style is Chrám svaté Barbory (St. Barbara’s Church) in Kutná hora?
Gothic
Renaissance
Baroque
Rococo

How many members does the upper chamber of Czech parliament have?
79
80
81
82

What is the lower age limit for candidacy to the Chamber of Deputies?
18
21
25
30

What are the first three words of the Czech national anthem?
Kde je domov
Ty můj domove
Kde domov můj
Čechy jsou domov

What is the correct combination of letters “i”, “í”, “y” and “ý” in the sentence, “Zav..l.. šakal.. zav..le v..l.. na tančící v..l..”?
i, í, i, i, i, i, í, i
i, í, i, i, y, i, í, y
y, í, y, y, i, i, í, y
i, í, i, i, y, i, í, i

Does article 28 of the “Listina základních práv a svobod” (“Charter of Fundamental Rights and Basic Freedoms”), which states that “Employees have the fair remuneration for their work and to favourable work conditions”, also apply to migrants?
Yes
Yes, but only for Europeans
Yes, but only for migrants that have lived in the Czech Republic for more than five years
No

Where was the [fictional] famous Czech inventor, playwright, musician and sportsman Jára Cimrman born?
Liptákov
Prague
Vienna
Rio de Janeiro

Post your answers in the comments, if you dare… :plavi

EDIT: naravno se polaze sve na ceskom jeziku , ovo je samo prevod na jednoj stranici koju nadjoh
Sreća pa vam ne traže i nuklearnu fiziku...

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by SPINERKA » 24 May 2016, 14:55

;)
Za razliku od Amerike Evropa ima dgu tradiciju :ooo

-tradiciju -- :hm ..bas se lijepo zivi od nje.
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 14:59

SPINERKA wrote:;)
Za razliku od Amerike Evropa ima dgu tradiciju :ooo

-tradiciju -- :hm ..bas se lijepo zivi od nje.
ma zezam se, pa upravo sam JK napisao da je sećna što Česi za državljanstvo i ne traže nukearnu fiziku

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by vila » 24 May 2016, 15:21

Julia-Klara wrote:Tako...Predala za pasos, pljunula 129 eura.
Makar je na 10 godina,nije ko prosli na 5 :123
Sto je tako skup?

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 15:25

vila wrote:
Julia-Klara wrote:Tako...Predala za pasos, pljunula 129 eura.
Makar je na 10 godina,nije ko prosli na 5 :123
Sto je tako skup?
U ambasadi ga vadi zato je skuplje.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Bla » 24 May 2016, 15:26

Moraju i ambasade od nečega živjeti.
ćućešćećemoćeteće samsijesmostesu
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by vila » 24 May 2016, 15:51

Al ono..duplo ako ne i troduplo skuplje
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Bla » 24 May 2016, 15:54

troduplo bi bilo šestostruko ;)
ćućešćećemoćeteće samsijesmostesu
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 15:55

vila wrote:Al ono..duplo ako ne i troduplo skuplje
:123
500 dolara je u Pekingu u anbasadi pasoš.

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by vila » 24 May 2016, 15:55

Ne daji im ideje :ooo
Koliko je uopce beha pasos?

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Nole » 24 May 2016, 15:58

vila wrote:Ne daji im ideje :ooo
Koliko je uopce beha pasos?
Pa kod nas je 30 nožda 40 evra

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Mala_Mu » 24 May 2016, 16:17

Koliko je policije po gradu, gdje god se okrenes po njih 3-4 hodaju.. :hm

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by ina » 24 May 2016, 16:49

uvijek_kontra wrote:inasab :pusa
Za ljepsi dan.

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Tako se cine realne... isto kao da sam ih i dobila. :)
Hvala kontra. :pusa
Svijest ima sidrište.

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