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by Odraz » 03 Mar 2021, 04:32
Taare wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 01:16
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 01:14
koiko ti je to "ostario'"?
Primičem se četvrtoj banki

Cuj ostario a ni 45 ... de bolan ...

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by Odraz » 03 Mar 2021, 04:36
Taare wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 01:38
Ma nisu. Doduše, možda je zbog korone.
Jedan od najboljih izraelskih medicinskih centara objavio je zabrinjavajuću studiju o dugoročnim efektima infekcije koronavirusom. Studija otkriva da su se pacijenti od 45 godina na fizičkim testovima pokazali kao da imaju 80 godina.
Ma lazu sve, samo nam ispiru mozak i prepadaju nas. Ja sam imao koronu i imam suprotan efekat, sad mi se prangija dize i ujutru i u podne i poslije rucka a i smrsao sam evo mi se vidi six-pack, luda situacija skroz. Sad kad procitam da se korona pojavila u nekom pabu ili radnji ja odmah idem tamo ...

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by Odraz » 03 Mar 2021, 04:38
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 02:11
Taare wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 02:01
Kako gdje. U njemačkoj nemaš gdje otići kad je sve zatvoreno.
Doduše, i ovo može proći kao vadiona. Insan se navikne na izležavanje pa mu bude mrsko da ustane a kamoli uradi neš.
Dobro, necemo se orijentisati prema ovo sranju, nego generalno i prije korone.
Ne kazem da ne treba i fejs, instgram, forum, ali mjera, malo se provrtis i to je to, a ne cijeli dan.
Sjedi drustvo za stolom njih 5,6 (tu su u dvadesetim) niko ni sa kim ne prica, ne komuniciraju svi bulje u telefone, nesto pisu..one djevojke samo kolutaju ocima..cekaju akciju nista brate
(da mi nije bilo stid godina, "pokupio' bih im one djevojke)

pa nek pisu materi
Pokupi ih, ucinit ces im uslugu.

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by Krokodil Behko » 03 Mar 2021, 10:17
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 01:39
evo kad sam bio u cetrdesetim
sad kad vidim omladinu sa 20 ko kurtoni
20/30 ono po fejsu, catu, forumu
vrijeme provode
sve nogon u guzcu nabit
Matoroštinja. Ja sam ovakav i u pedesetim.
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by Fuddo » 03 Mar 2021, 10:24
Fali zlatni lanac od tri kile, i to je to.
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Cestitam lucky number sLeven
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by Taare » 03 Mar 2021, 10:43
Odraz wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 04:32
Taare wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 01:16
Primičem se četvrtoj banki

Cuj ostario a ni 45 ... de bolan ...
Brt, nismo svi isti. Al da ne idemo dalje da ne ispadne da kukam.
Krokodil Behko wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 10:17
Matoroštinja. Ja sam ovakav i u pedesetim.
Biži ba, čovjek je mašina. Liči mi na crnogorce. Na faci mu vidiš da ima testosterona na izvoz.
Svi mi se morete obratit
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by Beni » 03 Mar 2021, 10:47
a jeste pali qurcu za usi

Fuck you a friendly note to start the day
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by nuber7 » 03 Mar 2021, 11:01
Krokodil Behko wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 10:17
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 01:39
evo kad sam bio u cetrdesetim
sad kad vidim omladinu sa 20 ko kurtoni
20/30 ono po fejsu, catu, forumu
vrijeme provode
sve nogon u guzcu nabit
Matoroštinja. Ja sam ovakav i u pedesetim.
Negdje si fulio,kad sam preguro 55 poceo u rikverc, sad sam ko da mi je 29
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by nuber7 » 03 Mar 2021, 11:02
Fuddo wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 10:24
Fali zlatni lanac od tri kile, i to je to.
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Cestitam lucky number sLeven
kad zapustim stomak ide cincila..ne ide bez njeg jebaji gs

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by Fuddo » 03 Mar 2021, 11:03
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:02
Fuddo wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 10:24
Fali zlatni lanac od tri kile, i to je to.
Svaka cast
Cestitam lucky number sLeven
kad zapustim stomak ide cincila..ne ide bez njeg jebaji gs
Dje si sluzio jna, poznat si mi odnekud?
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by nuber7 » 03 Mar 2021, 11:04
Fuddo wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:03
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:02
kad zapustim stomak ide cincila..ne ide bez njeg jebaji gs
Dje si sluzio jna, poznat si mi odnekud?
Nis 63 padobranska pukovnija 82/83
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by Fuddo » 03 Mar 2021, 11:05
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:04
Fuddo wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:03
Dje si sluzio jna, poznat si mi odnekud?
Nis 63 padobranska pukovnija 82/83
Tito dragi
Pa ti si rocko na Sutjesci bio
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by edo_79 » 03 Mar 2021, 11:07
"Znaš li šta je najlepše u životu? Želja, prijatelju."
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by nuber7 » 03 Mar 2021, 11:08
Fuddo wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:05
nuber7 wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 11:04
Nis 63 padobranska pukovnija 82/83
Tito dragi
Pa ti si rocko na Sutjesci bio
Svaka cast
kakva sutjeska, sa osmanlijama do beca doguro
nenade se jebaji ga

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by Julia-Klara » 03 Mar 2021, 11:46
Odraz wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 04:30
Julia-Klara wrote: 02 Mar 2021, 22:02
Stara ba... Nema teorije da navlazi
De ti pitaj neku mladju
Nije do tebe
De ne kukaj, vlaze dobro zene i u 50-tim, nista se ne sekiraj samo opleti nece se potrositi.
A de suti ti

kad ja lazem ti vici "yes,yes"

ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija

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by greeneyes » 03 Mar 2021, 12:19
Ja me znam kako cu podnijeti to da sam star. Evo vec se sad brinem
Samo sabura
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by Duminjo » 03 Mar 2021, 13:26
Taare wrote: 03 Mar 2021, 00:08
Duminjo wrote: 02 Mar 2021, 23:30
takvi su najopasniji i takvih se zena trebaju paziti
Brt, tu sam ozbiljan. Stvarno osjećam da starim. Ne mogu ni blizu ono što sam mogao sa 20.
U leđima škljocanje, u nogama bolovi, na stomaku sloj sala. Kad dobijem upalu mišića, drži me po par dana, itd.
Kaze odraz da se uvijek moze sa strane. Et razmisli

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