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by Zagorka » 09 Jun 2020, 20:35
Hannibal wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 20:32
Zagorka wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 20:05
Ja nikad nista o sebi nikad nisam napisala . .
pa napisala si sto puta da si visoka, mogla si vala i koliko
Sad kad sam vidjela šarapovu, povlačim izjavu

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by Digla_da_kreci » 09 Jun 2020, 20:39
Meni su doktori na ljekarskom rekli 174 a ja kad sam se kod kuce mjerila uza zid pise mi 175 i haj sad kome ti da vjerujes

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by ElTriconi » 09 Jun 2020, 20:43
Ja bih se mjerio al neam metar u kuci

A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
Da bog da se do vijeka ne probudio


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by Digla_da_kreci » 09 Jun 2020, 20:46
mores i racunat: stanes uza zid i olovkom ocrtas dokle si, onda pedalj po pedalj, il olovkom, to ti je 20 cenata i sad samo saberes

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by ElTriconi » 09 Jun 2020, 20:53
Digla_da_kreci wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 20:46
mores i racunat: stanes uza zid i olovkom ocrtas dokle si, onda pedalj po pedalj, il olovkom, to ti je 20 cenata i sad samo saberes
Ja cu vjerovat doktorima, oni kazu jedno cjelo cetri petine

A jos kad bih na njezinom aman krilu zaspao
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by Mutevelija » 09 Jun 2020, 21:21
Ja se uvijek krace izmjerim

tu je negdje 184 kad me doktorica mjerila . I peivatnik znaci nije fuseraj.
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
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by Zagorka » 09 Jun 2020, 21:24
Mutevelija wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:21
Ja se uvijek krace izmjerim

tu je negdje 184 kad me doktorica mjerila . I peivatnik znaci nije fuseraj.
Drž se podalje od šarapove i ume. Sjebaće te i nabiti komplekse.
Do prije podne mislila sam da sam visoka žena.

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by Mutevelija » 09 Jun 2020, 21:25
Zagorka wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:24
Mutevelija wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:21
Ja se uvijek krace izmjerim

tu je negdje 184 kad me doktorica mjerila . I peivatnik znaci nije fuseraj.
Drž se podalje od šarapove i ume. Sjebaće te i nabiti komplekse.
Do prije podne mislila sam da sam visoka žena.
Ume sam veci za 4 centa a sarafova snaci cemo se.
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
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by Zagorka » 09 Jun 2020, 21:32
Mutevelija wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:25
Zagorka wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:24
Drž se podalje od šarapove i ume. Sjebaće te i nabiti komplekse.
Do prije podne mislila sam da sam visoka žena.
Ume sam veci za
4 centa a sarafova snaci cemo se.
Nisi brt već 1 a jedan ko nijedan
Eto prebaci na prošlu stranu.
Doduše, sad se sjetih da one nisu ni tvoj tip žene.
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by Mutevelija » 09 Jun 2020, 21:36
Zagorka wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:32
Mutevelija wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 21:25
Ume sam veci za
4 centa a sarafova snaci cemo se.
Nisi brt već 1 a jedan ko nijedan
Eto prebaci na prošlu stranu.
Doduše, sad se sjetih da one nisu ni tvoj tip žene.
Google kaze 1,8 laze znaci malo
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
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by damir5 » 09 Jun 2020, 23:11
Me? Wrong? Never! 
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by Fuddo » 09 Jun 2020, 23:12
Pa jebote, sta je ovom forumu zadnjih dana
Ko da nalaze vadim
Kolko si deb’o, kolko si visok, mores li 2 i po sata taslacit, koja si krvna grupa...
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by Vrag » 09 Jun 2020, 23:14
Fuddo wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:12
Pa jebote, sta je ovom forumu zadnjih dana
Ko da nalaze vadim
Kolko si deb’o, kolko si visok, mores li 2 i po sata taslacit, koja si krvna grupa...
Da nas nece mobilisat, iJopet?
traze se potencijalni partneri
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by Fuddo » 09 Jun 2020, 23:14
Vrag wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:14
Fuddo wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:12
Pa jebote, sta je ovom forumu zadnjih dana
Ko da nalaze vadim
Kolko si deb’o, kolko si visok, mores li 2 i po sata taslacit, koja si krvna grupa...
Da nas nece mobilisat, iJopet?
traze se potencijalni partneri
Rodjo trebo si rec da imas 100 kila,
Zajebo si se.
Malo je 80.
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by Vrag » 09 Jun 2020, 23:15
Fuddo wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:14
Vrag wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:14
traze se potencijalni partneri
Rodjo trebo si rec da imas 100 kila,
Zajebo si se.
Malo je 80.
ama suti...vidis da lazem
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by Mala_Mu » 09 Jun 2020, 23:15
Vraze jesi jos na 173?

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by Vrag » 09 Jun 2020, 23:16
Mala_Mu wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:15
Vraze jesi jos na 173?
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by Fuddo » 09 Jun 2020, 23:17
Vrag wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:15
Fuddo wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:14
Rodjo trebo si rec da imas 100 kila,
Zajebo si se.
Malo je 80.
ama suti...vidis da lazem
Ma odmah mi je bilo sumLJivo,
Nolka glava a tolisno kila,
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by Vrag » 09 Jun 2020, 23:19
Fuddo wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:17
Vrag wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:15
ama suti...vidis da lazem
Ma odmah mi je bilo sumLJivo,
Nolka glava a tolisno kila,
Imas ti stoju, brat bratu.
a nema Fudo, osuko sam se ko lovacka kuja
sad na moju visinu taman sam
muka ziva, poceo sam hodati, a prije kud god samo se otkotrljam
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by Fuddo » 09 Jun 2020, 23:21
Vrag wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:19
Fuddo wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 23:17
Ma odmah mi je bilo sumLJivo,
Nolka glava a tolisno kila,
Imas ti stoju, brat bratu.
a nema Fudo, osuko sam se ko lovacka kuja
sad na moju visinu taman sam
StaS se usukat, jedi jebote
Da ne guzis puno?
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Ja klosara,
Nista ne govoris.
Zato tebe nema.
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