Smiješna poređenja

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by String » 27 Nov 2010, 17:18

uvrn'o se k'o paragraf...
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Rum » 28 Nov 2010, 13:28

Umirio se ko dijete na tuti.
Bi' je poder'o k'o Mocart kajdanku
Postoje ljudi koji te zaborave
s takvom lakoćom
kao što se zaboravi kišobran,
i sjete te se samo kad pada kiša.

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Maja » 11 Dec 2010, 01:23

pijan ko Zagor

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Mister No » 11 Dec 2010, 01:26

Lijep ko Zagor!
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Maja » 11 Dec 2010, 01:30

legenda ko zagor :pusa


hajd hajd da ne offiramo

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Mister No » 11 Dec 2010, 01:34

seHi ko Maja, ajde nema administratora ovdje..neće niko vidjet offiranje
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by carobnjak N » 11 Dec 2010, 10:30

gradjen ko' stalak za infuziju
niko te ne može spasiti osim tebe (Bukovski)

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Amazonka » 11 Dec 2010, 12:12

Razvijen je ko radijator sa 12 rebara ...
Odustajem od svih traženja pravde, istine, odustajem od pokušaja
da ideale podredim vlastitom životu, odustajem od svega što sam
još jučer smatrala nužnim za nekakav dobar početak, ili dobar kraj.

Vjerojatno bih odustala i od sebe same, ali ne mogu. Jer, ko će
ostati ako se svi odreknemo sebe i pobjegnemo u svoj strah?....


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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by myka » 11 Dec 2010, 16:55

bjezi majmune konjski
Za leprsav hod i sjaj u ocima koristite kozmetiku heineken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7j7GEuK1ZE
Tuge postoje da bi prizvale smijeh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFkUMsJGXzc

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Ledena » 11 Dec 2010, 17:05

puko ko lajsna..
Nikad ne dozvoli da budeš nekome trn u oku.
Budi ekser!

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by gejsha » 11 Feb 2011, 21:27

Ružan k´o lopov :lol
Nije sloboda sa neba pala, za nju je sestra dva brata dala..

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Ideja » 27 Feb 2011, 19:13

ljubomoran ko pas
"Jer, bez imalo sumnje, drvo za moj tabut raste. I platno posmrtno, moje, neko negdje tka... "

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Krokodil Behko » 27 Feb 2011, 19:36

Stiso se ko sramota..

stoji mu ko kravi gace..

Nevina ko Vranduk

Ima para ko zaba dlaka

Razvijen ko motka
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Krokodil Behko » 27 Jul 2011, 13:25

Sto ga je uzeo, ko baba penziju!
Slozio se ko metar drva!
Sta si se razmah’o k’o muda na kosidbi
Presao si me k’o papir guzicu
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Maja » 24 Aug 2011, 22:53

puko ko moja konekcija

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Ledena » 24 Aug 2011, 22:56

puko ko kondom... :plavi
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by String » 24 Aug 2011, 22:57

iskocio k'o pp
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by gejsha » 24 Aug 2011, 23:25

Nevina ko goblen.
Nije sloboda sa neba pala, za nju je sestra dva brata dala..

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Jaca » 12 Oct 2011, 15:44

glup ko noga
mislim da znaci da neko nema svoje misljenje i da ide gdje ga neki drugi mozak vodi
bolje biti malo lud nego malo pametan

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Maja » 25 Dec 2011, 21:27

Modar ko čivit

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