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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 06 Feb 2020, 00:11

Kad sam bila dijete, na selu kod rodice, čula kako pričaju, nema jaja, slabo nose koke.
I ja se šetkala selom i nađem koku nasađenu na jaja, jedva sam ja njoj ukrala jaje, zamal me ubila nije.

I otvorim vrata od kuhinje:
- "Kako bolan nema jaja, evo jaje!"

I fis zabačim ga nasred kuhinje.

Kad me i oni nisu zamal ubili, jedva živu glavu izvukla.
Muškarci u najboljim godinama trebaju imati nekog koga će ludo voljeti. Evo naprimjer, mene.
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Mister No » 06 Feb 2020, 00:13

Kupujte sta hocete...
Mene jednom lopta napucala, znaci odbij.

Dobro, moze njezno.
Ti si Noro njezna, jel da,? :trepka
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Post by Nora Ibsenova » 06 Feb 2020, 00:15

Mister No wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:13 Kupujte sta hocete...
Mene jednom lopta napucala, znaci odbij.

Dobro, moze njezno.
Ti si Noro njezna, jel da,? :trepka
Aha, među rajom me zovu Arnold :D.
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Mister No » 06 Feb 2020, 00:15

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:15
Mister No wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:13 Kupujte sta hocete...
Mene jednom lopta napucala, znaci odbij.

Dobro, moze njezno.
Ti si Noro njezna, jel da,? :trepka
Aha, među rajom me zovu Arnold :D.
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Post by bRoot » 06 Feb 2020, 00:15

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Post by Nora Ibsenova » 06 Feb 2020, 00:16

Ma k'o da mi Mister nije nešto zadovoljan :hm

Mistere obla sam matere mi! :D.
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Post by Mister No » 06 Feb 2020, 00:19

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:16 Ma k'o da mi Mister nije nešto zadovoljan :hm

Mistere obla sam matere mi! :D.
Pa sta mislis sto si 15 punti dobila?
Na lijepe oci :D.

Vrlo zadovoljan...
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Post by Nora Ibsenova » 06 Feb 2020, 00:21

Mister No wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:19
Nora Ibsenova wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:16 Ma k'o da mi Mister nije nešto zadovoljan :hm

Mistere obla sam matere mi! :D.
Pa sta mislis sto si 15 punti dobila?
Na lijepe oci :D.

Vrlo zadovoljan...
A šta nisu te potakli moji duboko intelektualni i nadasve humoristični postovi? :D
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Heidi » 06 Feb 2020, 00:21

Kad sam bila mala, zalila sam iz kanistera cvijece u kojem je bila oceva rakija :plavi

Kakav pogled sam dobila :heidi2
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Mister No » 06 Feb 2020, 00:23

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:21
Mister No wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:19

Pa sta mislis sto si 15 punti dobila?
Na lijepe oci :D.

Vrlo zadovoljan...
A šta nisu te potakli moji duboko intelektualni i nadasve humoristični postovi? :D
I to.

Al to je vec softver. :nokti
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Re: (S)parimo forumaše

Post by Mrachno » 06 Feb 2020, 09:22

arzuhal wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 00:05
Dr. Wheel wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 23:42

Džaba se kupali, ne spariše nas dušmani. :123
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Post by hepo_kockica » 06 Feb 2020, 17:36

Dr. Wheel wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 23:42
hepo_kockica wrote: 05 Feb 2020, 17:55 Samo navratih da vidim dal da se borim il' da se prepustim koroni? 🤔 s kim sam?
Džaba se kupali, ne spariše nas dušmani. :123
nemaju oni pojma kakav i bi to bio spoj :ooo
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Post by Dr. Wheel » 06 Feb 2020, 17:37

Al zato imamo nas dvoje pojma. :ples
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Post by hepo_kockica » 06 Feb 2020, 17:40

Dr. Wheel wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 17:37 Al zato imamo nas dvoje pojma. :ples
Hod da te jednom :pusa da ti virus pređe,meni ga stvarno dosta više :ooo
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Post by Dr. Wheel » 06 Feb 2020, 17:44

Samo jednom? :mrgud
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Post by bRoot » 06 Feb 2020, 17:44

hajte vas dvoje u Podhrastove

'ta se razbacujete virusima ov'da :kafa
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Post by Dr. Wheel » 06 Feb 2020, 17:45

Nemoj da kihnem u tebe. :rol
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Post by hepo_kockica » 06 Feb 2020, 17:46

Dr. Wheel wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 17:44 Samo jednom? :mrgud
Ma samo dok te zarazim,dalje ide ko podmazano :ooo
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Post by Dr. Wheel » 06 Feb 2020, 17:48

hepo_kockica wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 17:46
Dr. Wheel wrote: 06 Feb 2020, 17:44 Samo jednom? :mrgud
Ma samo dok te zarazim,dalje ide ko podmazano :ooo
Sada kad nismo ni zdravi ko nekada
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Post by toxic » 06 Feb 2020, 18:06

Jel ovo Vrag u offu do utorka :hihi
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