Vic do vica

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Sprema se zubar da izvadi zub...
Govori... "ne boj se Semire, za sve postoji prvi put!"
"ali doktore, ja nisam Semir!?" kaže pacijent
Znam, znam... Ja sam Semir

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Idu dva govna ulicom i naiđu na proljev.
Proljev: dečki mogu s vama
Govna: ne, mi primamo samo čvrste momke
Vuk dlaku mijenja, ćud nikada.
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bas danas kontam kako dugo nisam vidio krokodila u naselju
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Odveo Mujo zenu kod doktora, zavrsio pregled,
Pita Mujo, sta joj je?
Kaze doktor, nisam siguran, jal ima sidu jal je alzemajer spuco, jedno od to dvoje je 100%!
Mujo sav sjeban, pa sta cu sad sa njom?
Kae doktor, pojma nemam, probaj je odvuci desetak kilometara od kuce i ostavi je. Ako se vrati sama kuci, nemoj daB je slucajno guzio!
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Hannibal wrote: 05 Aug 2019, 01:36 bas danas kontam kako dugo nisam vidio krokodila u naselju
Puno se prska :ooo
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce
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Sjed mali crnac sa starim u kuci, gledaju televizor.
U neka doba ga uhvatila zuja, dosadno mu, poce da se dere,
Babo babo babo, mogu li se igrat s tvojom cunom?
Gleda ga crnac, haj kae sine, al nemoj daleko...jesss cuuooo!
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Pitaju Crnogorca: Šta radiš?
- On odgovara: Vala ništa. A da ti pravo kažem, i nemam kad!
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Sjedi klosar na kiosku, pije pivu, zjaka okolo...
Nailazi drot, gleda ga,

-sAlaaaaziii s kioska majmune, ( opali ga sudzukom preko ledja) sjedis li kod kuce na kiosku, jel!?
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Što je najgore, to je istinita priča :valja
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-Uvijek sam te voljela.
-Da jesi nebi se udala za mene?
Čovjek i magarac znaju više nego sam čovjek.
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Dize pauk golfa dvojku u Mostaru pokraj kojeg je bio parkiran i BMW X5, istrca lik iz kafica i dreknu se:"lako vam je sirotinji auto podic, 'haj mog BMW-a digni ako smijes"
Spustise golfa, podigose BMW-a, utrca lik u golfa i odveze se.. :haha
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Pita mama sina: 'Sine, jel' se ti možda drogiraš?'
'Paaa, u jednu ruku da, a u drugu ne.'
Weak people revenge.
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zavisi kako uzmes 😂
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Mujo zavodi djevojku u noćnom klubu. 'Čime se ti, ljepoto, baviš?'

'Režijom.'

'Voda, struja, komunalije, a!'
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Čovjek i magarac znaju više nego sam čovjek.
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