Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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spacebound wrote:Koji majstor ovo postavi
Lici mi na Stormove majstore... :D. :D.
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Čupava wrote:
spacebound wrote:Koji majstor ovo postavi
Lici mi na Stormove majstore... :D. :D.
Ne kužite :kafa

majstor se snašao....od obične pipe sklepao tuš pipu....Jer za nju je potrebna visina a ako je okrenuta na dolje....izliv je nizak....snašao se i okrenuo gore te namontirao još nastavak :oo

da samo znate što sve traže mušterije :sok :noga
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce
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Sta ti traze, storme :oo
Da ti otvorimo temu :oo
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Heidi wrote:Sta ti traze, storme :oo
Da ti otvorimo temu :oo
Stvore, pokvarene mašte :ooo

držimo se usluga obrtničkog tipa :D
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce
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Obrces, jasta.
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Heidi wrote:Obrces, jasta.
Ja :oo
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce
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storm wrote:
Heidi wrote:Obrces, jasta.
Ja :oo
Jos kako :rozi
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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Ti si honey, tebi je davno pokazao alat :oo
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Pa daàaa... majstor svog zanata :obrve da znas kako zna zategnut, pritegnut, busit... bajka!
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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i sjete te se samo kad pada kiša.
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... :D.
"Oni tvoji batci su mi jednom bas pomogli...
:888 :D. :D. :D.
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Jao sad su me suze oblile.
Tetka dobila unuka i dali mu roditelji cudno ime pa zvao tata drugu tetku, svoju sestru, da joj javi.
I haj tetka ce ti zapisat ime a ima skoro 80 i zna samo stampanim pisati.
Slovka joj tata a ona se zbunila pa zbunila i njega.
Nije A j.... mu A. A je bilo. Dere se tata. Kakvo NJU. N, N, N.
Haj ponovo...
Slovkao joj je 15 minuta a ime nam je stvarno nepoznato pa su se namucili.
Na kraju pita tetka tatu kako zna ime a brat se cuo s ocem malog na fb.
Kaze tata ma ima (brat) mu internet pa mu uso u program :D.
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...ušo u program :valja
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce
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A evo sad me i brat nasmija.
Otvorio cesmu u kuhinji kaze pa evo vode.
A tu nam nikad nije ni nestajala :D.
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pa zar vam nije voda u onoj čatrnji?
ćućešćećemoćeteće samsijesmostesu
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