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Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:11 Bivsi me zvao pile. Lepo mu kazem da to ne radi jer nisam tip “pile”
Omaklo se par put jos, udarim ga svom snagom u rame
I prestao
I kad si ga udarila je li “pile” odraslo? :D.
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Dori wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:24
Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:11 Bivsi me zvao pile. Lepo mu kazem da to ne radi jer nisam tip “pile”
Omaklo se par put jos, udarim ga svom snagom u rame
I prestao
I kad si ga udarila je li “pile” odraslo? :D.
Ma psihologija, kad god pomisli da kaže pile seti se udarca i strašnog bola 😂
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A nestotesko mogu zamisliti da ti nanesena neku bol pesnicom
Prije ce te ruka zaboliti:hm
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Grubijanke. :oo
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Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:26
Dori wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:24

I kad si ga udarila je li “pile” odraslo? :D.
Ma psihologija, kad god pomisli da kaže pile seti se udarca i strašnog bola 😂
Ma sjetila se one:”U početku se devojkama govori: jagnje moje, pile moje, maco moja...

Kasnije te životinje odrastu.” :D.

Sto moj drug kaže….

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Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:28 A nestotesko mogu zamisliti da ti nanesena neku bol pesnicom
Prije ce te ruka zaboliti:hm
Mala distanca velika snaga, koncentracija
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Dori wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:30
Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:26

Ma psihologija, kad god pomisli da kaže pile seti se udarca i strašnog bola 😂
Ma sjetila se one:”U početku se devojkama govori: jagnje moje, pile moje, maco moja...

Kasnije te životinje odrastu.” :D.

Sto moj drug kaže….

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Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:33
Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:28 A nestotesko mogu zamisliti da ti nanesena neku bol pesnicom
Prije ce te ruka zaboliti:hm
Mala distanca velika snaga, koncentracija
Ma mala to je ruka za togaa
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Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:47
Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:33

Mala distanca velika snaga, koncentracija
Ma mala to je ruka za togaa
Mala ali oho ho
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Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:11
Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 00:47

Ma mala to je ruka za togaa
Mala ali oho ho
:P jesi opasna ko leptir
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Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:12
Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:11

Mala ali oho ho
:P jesi opasna ko leptir
Jel
I ti peres ves??
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Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:14
Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:12

:P jesi opasna ko leptir
Jel
I ti peres ves??
Ne perem veš :brani štoo
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Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:23
Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:14

Jel
I ti peres ves??
Ne perem veš :brani štoo
Zato sto si jos budan :)
Ja perem veš
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Morgen wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:25
Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:23

Ne perem veš :brani štoo
Zato sto si jos budan :)
Ja perem veš
Ne pereš ti mašina pere
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🙄pa eto, cekam dok masina opere i osusi, pa ja slazem ves
Tako cu do ujutro
Eto nek crknem
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Nemoj crkavat
Steta je da takva macka crkava
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Mutevelija wrote: 30 Dec 2022, 02:49 Nemoj crkavat
Steta je da takva macka crkava
I to sto kazes
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Mutevelija wrote: 28 Dec 2022, 17:36
Nice wrote: 28 Dec 2022, 15:13

Pa, nije to toliko tačno.
Nego, malo jest?
Malo jeste, da :oo
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Kai wrote: 24 Dec 2022, 11:09 Kako bi ste nazvali muskarca koji voli svaku zenu?
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Zašto su muškarci perverzniji od žena ?
Ili to žene kriju uspješnije :hm
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