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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Pa sad je li danas ali hajd... probudih se u 1h i u mraku uhvatih rukom flašu od kisele da se napijem, a unutra bio deterdžent kojeg je žena tu ostavila. 'nači hljebe. Ispirao sam usta 15 minuta bogarajući od do sve po spisku.

Nikad tu ništa tako nije ostavila i našla baš sinoć, a zna da tu stoje flaše obične vode ili kisele.
People struggle with accepting reality primarily because it can be painful, anxiety-inducing, and may challenge their deeply held beliefs, comfort zones, or sense of self. This resistance is a natural psychological response, but it can hinder personal growth and problem-solving. Ultimately, while rejecting reality can offer temporary relief, accepting things as they are is crucial for processing emotions, personal growth, and making effective, realistic choices to move forward.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

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MarlboroGold wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 08:23 Pa sad je li danas ali hajd... probudih se u 1h i u mraku uhvatih rukom flašu od kisele da se napijem, a unutra bio deterdžent kojeg je žena tu ostavila. 'nači hljebe. Ispirao sam usta 15 minuta bogarajući od do sve po spisku.

Nikad tu ništa tako nije ostavila i našla baš sinoć, a zna da tu stoje flaše obične vode ili kisele.
Oj ..pa jesi puno ono progutao :sok
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Marlboro sad si i zvanicno washed up :ooo
Salim se zemo,ybg to ti je real life demonstracija one "shit happens"..nadam se da je zavrsilo na tome..
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lilith1 wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 09:22
MarlboroGold wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 08:23 Pa sad je li danas ali hajd... probudih se u 1h i u mraku uhvatih rukom flašu od kisele da se napijem, a unutra bio deterdžent kojeg je žena tu ostavila. 'nači hljebe. Ispirao sam usta 15 minuta bogarajući od do sve po spisku.

Nikad tu ništa tako nije ostavila i našla baš sinoć, a zna da tu stoje flaše obične vode ili kisele.
Oj ..pa jesi puno ono progutao :sok
Nisam sva sreća... samo trunku. Nisam ni povraćao
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spacebound wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 07:54
Dori wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 07:41

:D.

Aaaaa pa ti si gora od mene i praska za pecivo… :D.

Ja jutros ustala, nasula sebi kafu (onu Švedsku, filterusu), probam-užas!
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MarlboroGold wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 08:23 Pa sad je li danas ali hajd... probudih se u 1h i u mraku uhvatih rukom flašu od kisele da se napijem, a unutra bio deterdžent kojeg je žena tu ostavila. 'nači hljebe. Ispirao sam usta 15 minuta bogarajući od do sve po spisku.

Nikad tu ništa tako nije ostavila i našla baš sinoć, a zna da tu stoje flaše obične vode ili kisele.
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:D. :valja
People struggle with accepting reality primarily because it can be painful, anxiety-inducing, and may challenge their deeply held beliefs, comfort zones, or sense of self. This resistance is a natural psychological response, but it can hinder personal growth and problem-solving. Ultimately, while rejecting reality can offer temporary relief, accepting things as they are is crucial for processing emotions, personal growth, and making effective, realistic choices to move forward.
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MarlboroGold wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 08:23 Pa sad je li danas ali hajd... probudih se u 1h i u mraku uhvatih rukom flašu od kisele da se napijem, a unutra bio deterdžent kojeg je žena tu ostavila. 'nači hljebe. Ispirao sam usta 15 minuta bogarajući od do sve po spisku.

Nikad tu ništa tako nije ostavila i našla baš sinoć, a zna da tu stoje flaše obične vode ili kisele.
Danas nije sigurno :ooo vuce se to
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MarlboroGold wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 08:23 Pa sad je li danas ali hajd... probudih se u 1h i u mraku uhvatih rukom flašu od kisele da se napijem, a unutra bio deterdžent kojeg je žena tu ostavila. 'nači hljebe. Ispirao sam usta 15 minuta bogarajući od do sve po spisku.

Nikad tu ništa tako nije ostavila i našla baš sinoć, a zna da tu stoje flaše obične vode ili kisele.
Ne znam koliko je deterdzent opasan, al svakako si dobro prosao. Kod mene se komsinica ubila tako sto je domestos popila, nije joj spasa bilo
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Pa ne mozes domestos porediti s deterdz. I ja sam ga pila ko mala. Samo sam povratila.

A najgori osjecaj mi je bio kad sam zamijenila bocu vode s bocom rakije. Iste bile, Olimpija. I da se napijem vode, potegoh momacki gutljaj rakije. Al bas ogroman.
Pa boze....kako ono mozete piti.
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Ova bi i g@vn@ popila :hm
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Sinoc umjesto prve epizode pregledam zadnju epizodu serije La Casa de Papel :grana

Ko onako naopako poreda, od zadnje prema prvoj :auf
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i meni se isto desilo. i to ja odgledo skoro do kraja epizodu dok sam skonto da nesto nije u redu. odmah me proso merak, jos je nisam zavrsijo...
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Popila pogreśnu tabletu :ooo
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Usto u 5 puce glava. Odo reko kafetin popit i nazad u krevet dok djeluje. Usto u 8 puce glava. Aaaa. Pogledam, popio kreten c vitamin, isto pakovanje, zajebo se. :lupa
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Maja wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 14:34 Pa ne mozes domestos porediti s deterdz. I ja sam ga pila ko mala. Samo sam povratila.

A najgori osjecaj mi je bio kad sam zamijenila bocu vode s bocom rakije. Iste bile, Olimpija. I da se napijem vode, potegoh momacki gutljaj rakije. Al bas ogroman.
Pa boze....kako ono mozete piti.
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ElTriconi wrote: 07 Nov 2021, 12:07
Maja wrote: 28 Oct 2021, 14:34 Pa ne mozes domestos porediti s deterdz. I ja sam ga pila ko mala. Samo sam povratila.

A najgori osjecaj mi je bio kad sam zamijenila bocu vode s bocom rakije. Iste bile, Olimpija. I da se napijem vode, potegoh momacki gutljaj rakije. Al bas ogroman.
Pa boze....kako ono mozete piti.
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Dosao pred vrata , gledam sta je sad ovo neko mi montirao kameru ispred :sok , kljuc nece ... A .. Vidi pogresan sprat :valja
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Jeo supu i u tom usmrcnuo da zaustavim bale i kako sam usmrcnuo usmrcem i komadice tjestenine i kihnem sve to u tanjir :D. Kae mati hoces da ti dam drugi tanjir supe. Ma kakvi to, mi ratna djeca havljamo sve :o
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