Iftar / sehur

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Maja » 31 Mar 2023, 21:52

Sve kahvedzije, kad krenu postiti, ispocetka boli glava (zbog manjka kofeina).
Fuddo wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:37 Kolko jos ima, kad ce Bajram?
Ovo se oteglo
I ja sam dehidriro
Tako moj tata svaki ramazan vice da hoce vala i ovo proci.

Znam ja sta mu je. Ne pije pivu u javnosti.

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Fuddo » 31 Mar 2023, 21:53

Laser wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:52
Fuddo wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:50

Smijem, reknem
Al vicu aj bizi, sprdas se
Cuj ti muslim :D.
Nisu ludi da ti vjeruju. :D.
Pa Bogami, jos ja pocnem ucit nesta, halo, seeee
Jos se vise pocnu valjat od smijeha :D.
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Laser » 31 Mar 2023, 21:55

Fuddo wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:53
Laser wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:52

Nisu ludi da ti vjeruju. :D.
Pa Bogami, jos ja pocnem ucit nesta, halo, seeee
Jos se vise pocnu valjat od smijeha :D.
A yebiga kad ste kreirali zayebanu sliku muslimana u umu prosječnog amerikanca. :D.
Klanjam džematile po parkovima.

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Fuddo » 31 Mar 2023, 21:57

Laser wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:55
Fuddo wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:53

Pa Bogami, jos ja pocnem ucit nesta, halo, seeee
Jos se vise pocnu valjat od smijeha :D.
A yebiga kad ste kreirali zayebanu sliku muslimana u umu prosječnog amerikanca. :D.
Ama ne znaju ni sta je to kako treba
Jebe se njima za svima
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by insomnia » 31 Mar 2023, 21:59

Ma ne zna niko. I francuzi isto.
Na pauzi pijemo vice postis li? A reko jebo ga panaija pa kako? Kakva su to pitanja?
Pa kaze sta ja znam mozda se kod vas posti. Pa reko posti se al vidis da sam s cigarom i pijemo viski jbt
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by greeneyes » 31 Mar 2023, 22:04

Ja sam 3-4 dan popio samo fiNdzan kafe i pocela me glava bolit. Zato sam se vratio na staru dozu
Samo sabura

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Lavlje_srce » 31 Mar 2023, 22:41

greeneyes wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:48 Samo zlatna dzezva
Haj'' ne lazi narod findzan moj. :dole

Evo i ja (sad zaoprave) iftarila Zana. :p
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by greeneyes » 31 Mar 2023, 22:47

Lavlje_srce wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 22:41
greeneyes wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:48 Samo zlatna dzezva
Haj'' ne lazi narod findzan moj. :dole

Evo i ja (sad zaoprave) iftarila Zana. :p
Najbolja je zlatna, dzaba vam sve
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Zana » 31 Mar 2023, 23:29

Lavlje_srce wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 22:41
greeneyes wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 21:48 Samo zlatna dzezva
Haj'' ne lazi narod findzan moj. :dole

Evo i ja (sad zaoprave) iftarila Zana. :p
U 22 i 41? :sok
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Lavlje_srce » 31 Mar 2023, 23:31

Zana wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 23:29
Lavlje_srce wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 22:41

Haj'' ne lazi narod findzan moj. :dole

Evo i ja (sad zaoprave) iftarila Zana. :p
U 22 i 41? :sok
Popila sam i malo pojela u 7 i 20. Sad mi se bio otvorio apetit.
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Zana » 31 Mar 2023, 23:54

Lavlje_srce wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 23:31
Zana wrote: 31 Mar 2023, 23:29

U 22 i 41? :sok
Popila sam i malo pojela u 7 i 20. Sad mi se bio otvorio apetit.

Ahaa. To razumijem.
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Fuddo » 01 Apr 2023, 00:01

Ovaj mas narod jedva doceka iftar
I onda ne prestaje sa jede do sehura
Kad izracunas, pojede vise kalorija kad posti, nego kad ne posti
En Zejne, vec osmi put mece sofru
Fali pola junice iz zamrzivaca a tek se zapostilo
Maje opuhala sve pastete iz biMga, maze ko mahnita
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Lavlje_srce » 01 Apr 2023, 01:01

Memento Mori

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by spacebound » 01 Apr 2023, 04:02

Mene ne boli glava. Al ja nisam kafedzija :mmm
Ustvari, prilicno mi je lako postit. Zadnja dva dana me mucila zgaravica, ali da se izdrzat. Ostalo super. Navikla se na zedj, pa i kad mogu piti trpim, dok se sama u neka doba ne podsjetim da se slobdno napijem :D.
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by greeneyes » 01 Apr 2023, 04:50

Sabahajr'la
Samo sabura

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by immuno » 01 Apr 2023, 11:23

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Koji sahatak u rernu do iftara bice gotovo :D.
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by insomnia » 01 Apr 2023, 13:03

immuno wrote: 01 Apr 2023, 11:23 IMG_20230401_105647.jpg

Koji sahatak u rernu do iftara bice gotovo :D.
Jao
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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by pizarro » 01 Apr 2023, 13:05

vidi sta je muminka u kuhinji a ti ganjaj sotonke.

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Morgen » 01 Apr 2023, 13:06

Aaahhhhh

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Re: Iftar / sehur

Post by Kai » 01 Apr 2023, 13:08

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