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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 20 Oct 2019, 13:10

Brzo nekako, ne bi trebalo 'vako. :hm

Je li i za tebe joga ubleha?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 20 Oct 2019, 13:12

Jok nije

Jeli rucak gotov?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 20 Oct 2019, 13:26

O ručku nema govora, tek sam doručkov'o.

Kad si zadnji put zakucao/la ekser?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 20 Oct 2019, 15:38

Neznam ne sjecam se


Najgori posao koji nikad nebi radili?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Vjetar » 20 Oct 2019, 16:09

Cijeđenje bubuljica (kozmetičari to rade :lupa )

Najbolji posao koji nikad ne bi radila?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 20 Oct 2019, 17:36

Ginekolog.

Jesi li nosat / nosata?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 20 Oct 2019, 17:38

Ma jašta, Gargamel je ženstveniji od mene :cudi

Ljutiš li se kad ti govore negativnosti o izgledu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 20 Oct 2019, 17:39

Ne.

Ubijaš li ose?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 20 Oct 2019, 17:41

Ne.

Kako je protekao vikend?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 20 Oct 2019, 17:42

Odlično, radim nešto na kući.

Kad se može reći da je kuća završena i da neće više bit nikakvih radova na njoj.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 20 Oct 2019, 17:44

Nikad


Imaš li voćar pored kuće?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 20 Oct 2019, 17:56

Ne znam šta je voćar.

Imaš li vanjski wc?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Oct 2019, 00:37

Ne nemam


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 21 Oct 2019, 00:38

nemam

ne znaš li šta ćeš nepitati?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Lanci » 21 Oct 2019, 00:39

Znam


Zasto nebi znala?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Čarobni » 21 Oct 2019, 01:46

Zato što u stanju pospanosti čovjek stiče razne nesposobnosti.

Šta je alternativa kafi?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Ommadawn » 21 Oct 2019, 07:51

Rakija
Kako se osjećaš kad se probudiš par minuta prije budilnika?
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En yab na log a toc na awd

F*CK CANCER! F*CK DIABETES!

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 21 Oct 2019, 08:26

Naspavano

Je li te sunce jutros obasjalo?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 21 Oct 2019, 08:27

Nije, magla neka pritisla.

Ideš pješice na posao.
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 21 Oct 2019, 08:29

Rijetko

Kakv te poslovni dan očekuje?
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