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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 09:31

Aha...

Jesi li u ratu bio gladan?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Nov 2019, 09:38

gušio sam se u šniclama


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 09:40

Ili nauče živjeti s njima

Jeste

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Nov 2019, 09:41

kiša pada trava raste gora zelena


šta ti znači ono nauče živjeti...
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 09:43

Ma ništa

Ima li još zelenih listova na bjelogoričnom drveću?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Nov 2019, 09:48

ima jedan na vrhu


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 09:50

Prije valjak :hm


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Nov 2019, 09:53

4 marke


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 09:57

Dabome, nemam pametnijeg posla

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Nov 2019, 09:59

pa u nekoj kolotečini desetak
a vanredno mogu podnijeti do četrdesetak


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 12 Nov 2019, 10:02

Sove.

Kako ih se riješiti?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 10:03

Nikako

Ima li rodi kod tebe?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 12 Nov 2019, 10:06

Nema.

Ko u vas donosi djecu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 10:07

Nadjemo u kupusu

Znaș li naopaku priču?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Username » 12 Nov 2019, 10:09

Sta te briga

Kad ce kraj ovoj besmislenoj temi?

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Bla » 12 Nov 2019, 10:25

kad postavimo konačno pitanje


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Laser » 12 Nov 2019, 10:39

Da li je student zapalio žito.

Stvarno, jel zapalio?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by uvijek_kontra » 12 Nov 2019, 13:21

Otkud znam.

Ko ti odjecu pegla?
Svako sebe laze kako mu odgovara.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Chloe » 12 Nov 2019, 13:24

Ja


Možeš li neispeglanu odjeću staviti u ormar?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by ina » 12 Nov 2019, 13:44

Fino se slozi i zasto ne.


Imas li susilicu?
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