Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

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Post by dacina_curica » 19 Mar 2013, 18:05

gospođa Brams wrote: "Čika Saleme, posl'o me babo da vidim kako si?"
"Evo boli me glava, rebro slomljeno, ruka iščašena, evo sad i bubrezi..."
"E ne mogu ja to zapamtiti, ja ću reć' da si ti već umro."
Kuduz

Obozavam ovu scenu! :valja

I ovu!

- Još prije onog rata, jedan Čeh, veterinar, meni je pripovjedao da po toj nji'ovoj vjeri u tim starim knjigama piše da je Bog bio namislio dati čovjeku da živi hiljadu godina.
- Mašala: hiljadu godina!
- E.
- To bi bio život. I šta je bilo?
- To je bilo kad je Bog prvog čo'jeka stvorio. Adema. Adem se zvao, dobro se sjećam. Sve mu pružio, vas rahatluk. I pojest, i popit i ... i ženu mu stvorio. Samo, u nekak'e jabuke da ne diraju. Eto, biva 'vako to su Božije jabuke. To da ne dira, a drugo je sve njegovo.
- I šta je bilo?
- Al', ta ženetina, navrati Adema da trgaju jabuke. Bog to vidio, gdje neće, jel', naljutio se i - kapak. Nesta rahatluka, nesta svega. I o'tada se čo'ek pati, živi i 'm're kao svako drugo hajvanče. Sve zbog ote žene.
- O, jeb'o joj ja mater!

"Ovo malo duse" ( i predivni Zaim Muzaferija :))

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by greeneyes » 19 Mar 2013, 19:58

Oj j*bo joj ja mater :valja
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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Julia-Klara » 19 Mar 2013, 20:36

Ne znam vala, ali 'Nebo iznad krajolika" mi je jedan od najdrazih filmova.
Ali kad majka kaze " pihni Debura" ja crknut od smijeha

I dio bez teksta, kad opet majka nabije kacigu na glavi,i zvekne o zid, a sama crce od smijeha :)
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Post by Heidi » 20 Jun 2013, 22:25

'nebo iznad krajolika' ona scena sa mobitelom muahaha
'dobra ti ova svabica!' i onaj prljavi kez :valja a ona izgubljena na francuskom 'pardon?' :valja
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Post by Zagorka » 21 Jun 2013, 17:16

Saamir Fazlinović:

Amidža,ne zadiri mi u moralni integritet :oo
Gospode, gdje li pronalaze, ovoliku đubrad i mamlaze.

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Post by dacina_curica » 21 Jun 2013, 17:19

Ima ona jedna od Mustafe Nadarevica u "Praznik u Sarajevu".....ali me sramota reci :oo

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Bla » 04 Sep 2013, 02:01

iz Life of Brian:

Brian: You are all individuals
masa: Yes, we are all individuals
Brian: You are all different
masa: Yes, we are all different
neko iz mase: I'm not

iz Star Trek

Borg: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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:back: :underage: :no_mobile_phones: :do_not_litter: :stew: :pizza: :smoking: :ok:

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Rockefeller » 04 Sep 2013, 02:26

valter wrote:
Maja wrote:

''Drugi je.u, a ti se Muzafere kupaj!'' - Otac na službenom putu
Ovo je vrh :haha :haha
:plavi
Jim Gordon: I never cared who you were...

Batman: And you were right.

Jim Gordon: ...but shouldn't the people know the hero whot saved them?

Batman: A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended.

[takes off in the Bat]

Jim Gordon: Bruce Wayne?

The Dark Knight Rises
Like Frankie said I did it my way!
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You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
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Post by dacina_curica » 04 Sep 2013, 02:46

Et' nije bas besmrtna ali je odlicna :ideja

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Clooney aka Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself!

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Post by Rum » 05 Sep 2013, 23:03

Postoje ljudi koji te zaborave
s takvom lakoćom
kao što se zaboravi kišobran,
i sjete te se samo kad pada kiša.

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Mala_Mu » 21 May 2016, 12:34

"I think, this is a begining of a beautiful friendship"

''Nobody puts Baby in the corner.''


"Going in one more round, when you don't think you can, that's what makes all the diference in life. "

"You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life."



"Ja sam trudna." "Ja sam Nikola."

-"Sido!"
-"Šta je?"
-"Rodila si idiota!"...
-"Sido!"
-"Šta je?"
-"Ti si izgleda rodila dva idiota!"...
-"Sido!"
-"Šta je?"
-"Rodila si tri idiota!"
-"Ja bih rekla da sam se za idiota udala"


Sve moze da nestane i propadne... Samo je SMRT siguran posao! "

- Salime, pita moj babo kako si.
- A kako sam.. U glavi mi šumi, dva rebra slomljena, na noge ne mogu, a evo sad i bubrezi..
- Ja ti to sve ne mogu upamtit'. Ja ću reć' da si ti već umro.

"Svakoga dana u svakom pogledu sve više napredujem".

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Post by vila » 21 May 2016, 12:37

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Najbolja

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Post by STrendzer » 21 May 2016, 12:39

"Slavko-pazi metak--! " (nije film ali je ostalo zapisano ..)

:oo

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Heidi » 21 May 2016, 16:55



:valja
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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by DocSportello » 21 May 2016, 17:04

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― George Carlin

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Tokmak » 21 May 2016, 23:25

možda sam već stavljao ovaj klip,ali da sad ne provjeravam...

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Heidi » 26 May 2016, 13:31

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love :valja (Woody Allan)
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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Mohr » 26 May 2016, 17:32

Heidi wrote:'nebo iznad krajolika' ona scena sa mobitelom muahaha
'dobra ti ova svabica!' i onaj prljavi kez :valja a ona izgubljena na francuskom 'pardon?' :valja
I ono kad joj ka'e, dok je ova nešto parlala na francuskom: "Ih kak'a si, ne znaš ni pričat ko insan"! :mohr

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Re: Besmrtne filmske rečenice...

Post by Nole » 26 May 2016, 17:57

Danas je sahranjen Velimir Bata Živojinović, legenda jugoslovenskog filma....red je neku njegovu rečenicu postaviti...ja sam na mobu pa ne mogu...

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Post by SPINERKA » 26 May 2016, 18:09

Nole wrote:Danas je sahranjen Velimir Bata Živojinović, legenda jugoslovenskog filma....red je neku njegovu rečenicu postaviti...ja sam na mobu pa ne mogu...

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