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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Odraz » 09 Dec 2020, 14:47

almir90 wrote: 09 Dec 2020, 11:20 U zadnje vrijeme kada sretnem nekoga koga nisam neko vrijeme, prvo pitanje da li sam se oženio.
Ja se uozbiljim i kažem da jesam.
Ma ne sekiraj se, vidis kakvo je vrijeme doslo, vidi Frane Lasica, tvoja se samo jos nije rodila, moras malo biti strpljiv, doci ce ... :cudi

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Grom » 09 Dec 2020, 14:51

Odraz wrote: 09 Dec 2020, 14:47
almir90 wrote: 09 Dec 2020, 11:20 U zadnje vrijeme kada sretnem nekoga koga nisam neko vrijeme, prvo pitanje da li sam se oženio.
Ja se uozbiljim i kažem da jesam.
Ma ne sekiraj se, vidis kakvo je vrijeme doslo, vidi Frane Lasica, tvoja se samo jos nije rodila, moras malo biti strpljiv, doci ce ... :cudi
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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Mocan_Nick » 21 Dec 2020, 21:28

Vrag wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 22:48
Mocan_Nick wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 22:46

Ves masina je stononska stvar..
Tako da nije ni cudo sto je znas upaliti 😁😁
Imas dva dugmeta...ono kvantna fizika
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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by MunDzi » 21 Dec 2020, 21:43

Kao i neudate cure.

Da valjaju sta, neko bi ih sebi vec ulovio.

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Vrag » 21 Dec 2020, 22:22

Mocan_Nick wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 21:28
Vrag wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 22:48

Imas dva dugmeta...ono kvantna fizika
Pa nisi zensko, musko je uvijek bilo sposobnije
Nije ti valjda utjeha sto je zensko jednako nesposobno

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Grom » 21 Dec 2020, 22:24

MunDzi wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 21:43 Kao i neudate cure.

Da valjaju sta, neko bi ih sebi vec ulovio.
Daj neki savjet kako da se popravimo?

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Vrag » 21 Dec 2020, 22:25

almir90 wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 22:24
MunDzi wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 21:43 Kao i neudate cure.

Da valjaju sta, neko bi ih sebi vec ulovio.
Daj neki savjet kako da se popravimo?
Biceps!

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Grom » 21 Dec 2020, 22:26

Vrag wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 22:25
Biceps!
Džaba bicepsi, pitaj Animalsa ako meni ne vjeruješ.

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by prog321 » 21 Dec 2020, 22:29

MunDzi wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 21:43 Kao i neudate cure.

Da valjaju sta, neko bi ih sebi vec ulovio.
Ili da su sta valjali ostali bi ozenjeni :oo
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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Vrag » 22 Dec 2020, 00:32

almir90 wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 22:26
Vrag wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 22:25
Biceps!
Džaba bicepsi, pitaj Animalsa ako meni ne vjeruješ.
sta zna animals

nabi biceps i nemoj ganjati forumasice
ta 2 uslova i bit ce zena

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Grom » 22 Dec 2020, 07:03

Vrag wrote: 22 Dec 2020, 00:32
almir90 wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 22:26

Džaba bicepsi, pitaj Animalsa ako meni ne vjeruješ.
sta zna animals

nabi biceps i nemoj ganjati forumasice
ta 2 uslova i bit ce zena
Pa brt imam biceps.

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Odraz » 22 Dec 2020, 09:12

Neozenjenom muskarcu ne treba biceps, dovoljno je da nije ozenjen. Ozenjeni moraju imati biceps inace ce biti zadovoljni kad im zena dade jednom u dvije hefte. :kafa

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Zanki » 22 Dec 2020, 09:14

MunDzi wrote: 21 Dec 2020, 21:43 Kao i neudate cure.

Da valjaju sta, neko bi ih sebi vec ulovio.
:plavi :plavi :plavi
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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Vrag » 22 Dec 2020, 10:36

almir90 wrote: 22 Dec 2020, 07:03
Vrag wrote: 22 Dec 2020, 00:32

sta zna animals

nabi biceps i nemoj ganjati forumasice
ta 2 uslova i bit ce zena
Pa brt imam biceps.
eh nije izdefinisani biceps biceps
mora biti jak, velik
kad je uhvatis da nema bjezanja, mrdanja dok se ne umori ko riba od koprcanja
poslije je samo preko ramena i vodi kuci

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Grom » 22 Dec 2020, 10:45

Vrag wrote: 22 Dec 2020, 10:36
almir90 wrote: 22 Dec 2020, 07:03

Pa brt imam biceps.
eh nije izdefinisani biceps biceps
mora biti jak, velik
kad je uhvatis da nema bjezanja, mrdanja dok se ne umori ko riba od koprcanja
poslije je samo preko ramena i vodi kuci
Valja steroide ili makar sintetički testosteron nabavit.

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Vrag » 22 Dec 2020, 10:50

uzmi steroide

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Re: Neoženjeni muškarci

Post by Grom » 22 Dec 2020, 10:51

:ok

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