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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 08 Jun 2022, 16:17

Laksa mi je uvijek nevolja drugoga...
Ko ti je pjevao na svadbi...ili bi ga da pjeva?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 08 Jun 2022, 16:22

Iskreno, jedan poznati gradski muzicar aka diler, imali smo i muziku i travu kolko oces, sad zivi u kanadi i nista se promenio nije


Sta cini zenu izuzetnom?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Duh » 08 Jun 2022, 16:28

Da ne bude nikad banirana, da zna napravit burek i zna voziti auto. Da ne zvoca i ne boji se mravi .

Koliko si knjiga pročitala do 15. Godine?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 08 Jun 2022, 16:30

Jako puno. Sigurno 200.


Jel možeš spavati pored nekog ko se stalno mrda
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 16:35

Mogu ako ja zaspim prije nego što taj krene sa mrdanjem.

A jel piješ?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 08 Jun 2022, 16:37

Prezirem alkohol.


Jesi li ikad prevario partnera/ku?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 08 Jun 2022, 16:37

Boze sacuvaj


A ti?
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Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 16:38

Naravno.

Ne pušiš, ne piješ...pa kakav si to čovjek? :valja
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mon » 08 Jun 2022, 16:39

Ko ne pije :oo

Pa Adis, gdje si :ooo
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Morgen » 08 Jun 2022, 16:39

Pokusavam da zivim sto duze


Jel te nervira naprimer ako pričaš o nečemu što ti se jako sviđa i neko drugi to kupi prije tebe, samo zato eto da ima prije tebe
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 16:42

Ama otkud znam zašto ga kupio. Jedino ako dođe pa mi se iskezi u lice, e onda znam...i jebo sam mu sve po spisku. :valja

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 08 Jun 2022, 16:43

Nedje se zarakijala, udara po tekili

sabane, ona ti je bila lijepa, s kakvom si je prevario?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 16:47

Još nisam skonto. :cudi Al skontaću kad-tad. :valja

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 08 Jun 2022, 16:49

Cim nadjem kvalitetnog egzekutora


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 16:51

Pa nisam je bio. Nisam je za kosu vuko po cesti. Mora da jesam. :valja

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 08 Jun 2022, 16:53

Nako

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 16:55

Jes, vala.

Umiješ ti šta skuhat osim jaja i hrenovki?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Fuddo » 08 Jun 2022, 16:56

Ne umijem

Jel punica razlog?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Mon » 08 Jun 2022, 16:56

Šabović Adis wrote: 08 Jun 2022, 16:55 Jes, vala.

Umiješ ti šta skuhat osim jaja i hrenovki?
Sranje, skoro pa stalno :srce
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Jun 2022, 17:00

Fuddo wrote: 08 Jun 2022, 16:56 Ne umijem

Jel punica razlog?
Majok. Znam samo da nisam slušo (tako je rekla, heeej, ja da ne slušam? :valja ) i onda ošla neđe u podstanare. Sama. Udala se nakon dvije godine, kad mi je i tražila razvod. Ja joj dao...

Pa kad ćeš učit kuhat ako ne pod stare dane? Vidi kako ja. :valja
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