Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Tokmak » 03 Jan 2021, 13:37

prog321 wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 09:16 Nikad nije kasno :oo


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Ja sam mislio da je on umro. :cudi

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 03 Jan 2021, 13:51

Ovaj put cemo ti oprostiti
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 03 Jan 2021, 13:58

A man receives a message from a neighbour....
"Sorry sir I am using your wife...day and night... When you are not present at home...In fact , much more than you do . I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty . Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."

The man is down with a heart attack and admitted to hospital

The next day he receives another message
"Sorry sir spelling mistake , it's not wife but wifi".
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 03 Jan 2021, 14:16

ja ako tebe os'nem tebi ce spast' taj kablic s glave


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by prog321 » 03 Jan 2021, 16:33

Maja wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 10:14 Ja sam mislila da je Tozovac davno umro. Niko ga nikad ne spominje.
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Post by HAVANA » 03 Jan 2021, 16:40

Maja wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 10:14 Ja sam mislila da je Tozovac davno umro. Niko ga nikad ne spominje.
Pravio zube, ganjo trebe pa ga nije bilo...
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 03 Jan 2021, 17:13

Vidio sam ovo poodavno al mi sad opet naleti
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bego » 03 Jan 2021, 19:58

insomnia wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 17:13 Image
Jesi li ti ovaj prvi slijeva?
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 03 Jan 2021, 20:01

Ovo neki dedo 😁
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Merlin246 » 03 Jan 2021, 20:12

Kupila sam biciklo, crvenog ponija :rozi da ne teglim vise kese iz trgovina🥰ima korpu veliku, sve stane u nju 🥰
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 03 Jan 2021, 20:33

Ima li brzine ?
Jesul 26 gume
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Merlin246 » 03 Jan 2021, 23:14

Mutevelija wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 20:33 Ima li brzine ?
Jesul 26 gume
Ima, a ne znam to za gume di to pise? 😂
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bego » 04 Jan 2021, 00:27

Mutevelija wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 20:33 Ima li brzine ?
Jesul 26 gume
Jašta su.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 04 Jan 2021, 10:43

Merlin246 wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 23:14
Mutevelija wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 20:33 Ima li brzine ?
Jesul 26 gume
Ima, a ne znam to za gume di to pise? 😂
Pise ti na gumi.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 04 Jan 2021, 20:56

Znaci obicna zmija :D.



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Post by Lavlje_srce » 04 Jan 2021, 21:05

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 04 Jan 2021, 22:34

Maloprije citam ovdje kod mene. Treba prodavala telefon. Nadje se s likom. Ovaj joj otme telefon i pocne bjezati. Dok je bjezo ispadne mu njegov telefon. U trenutku kad je policija dosla taj telefon zvoni, mater ga zove 😁
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zizi » 04 Jan 2021, 23:57

Reakcija jednog dječaka kada je vidio svoju nanu bez zubne proteze. Jadničak, šok mu je bio kako su joj tako brzo ispali zubi. :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 05 Jan 2021, 12:25

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