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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Mutevelija » 27 Apr 2018, 17:39

Croatian for sliper (papučar), mostly used to describe a man who has lost his man card (or in other words, a man who's pussywhiped!!!). A man who gets slapped everytime he defies his wife/girlfriend. A man who gets a call five minutes after arriving to have a beer with his buddies and every five minutes thereafter until he leaves making up a stupid excuse. A man who can't watch the Worldcup because it interferes with his wife/girlfried watching her soaps.
Man 1: I can't go bro. My wife won't let me

Man 2: Damn man!! You're such a friggin PAPUCHA!!

Nisam znao da ima na engleskom :DD
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

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Nista od Avengersa veceras :place
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Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Apr 2018, 20:51

:mah

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Post by Rum » 27 Apr 2018, 20:53

:mah
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Pasaga » 27 Apr 2018, 20:53

Mala_Mu wrote: 27 Apr 2018, 20:51:mah
...sta si rekla ...?
:)
Ne obracaj mi se:
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Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Apr 2018, 20:58

Pasaga wrote: 27 Apr 2018, 20:53
Mala_Mu wrote: 27 Apr 2018, 20:51:mah
...sta si rekla ...?
:)
Samo masem :mah :p

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Pasaga » 27 Apr 2018, 21:15

Uzenicu kada podjem ja .....
Ne obracaj mi se:
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Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Apr 2018, 21:19

Pasaga wrote: 27 Apr 2018, 21:15 Uzenicu kada podjem ja .....
Kad nam dolazis? :P

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Post by Rum » 27 Apr 2018, 21:20

kad ukrade sta ili ubije sta
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Post by Rum » 27 Apr 2018, 22:00

gurnuo sam joj ga. gurnuo sam ono sto sam imao
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Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Apr 2018, 22:34

Ja spavam :hrce

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Post by Mutevelija » 27 Apr 2018, 22:35

Vidim da gledaš jednim okom izvirujes :ljut
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Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Apr 2018, 22:52

Necem vise :ooo
Laku noc :mah

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Rum » 27 Apr 2018, 23:03

Oci moje kletvom bih vas kleo
sto vas sejtan na ruku uzeo
pa gledaste kroz tarabu staru
sta mi radi kona na bunaru

Srebren ibrik u ruke uzela
raskopcala suncu njedra bijela
pa ih hladi vodom iz bunara
srce moje kida iz njedara
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Apr 2018, 23:35

Da ste mi rekli laku noc mozda bi me se i rjesili

Zato me sad morate jos trpiti :ooo

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Mutevelija » 27 Apr 2018, 23:35

Neka te jos malo

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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by Rum » 27 Apr 2018, 23:39

Postoje ljudi koji te zaborave
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Re: Samo da kažem.......

Post by damir5 » 27 Apr 2018, 23:40

Mala_Mu wrote: 27 Apr 2018, 23:35 Da ste mi rekli laku noc mozda bi me se i rjesili

Zato me sad morate jos trpiti :ooo
Laku noc :ooo
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