Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Vicevi, smiješni clipovi, biseri forumaša..
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Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56026Post Krokodil Behko
03 May 2011, 23:32

Sam naslov teme,sve kaze..
Evo ja am se potrudio i smislio neka dva vica na brzaka..
Nadam se da ne zamjerite ako vam se ne dopadnu :(


Kad je Mark Zuckeberg,posatavio facebook na internet,
smjesta je napravio svoj profil.. Cim ga je zavrsio,dobio je zahtjev
"Chuck Norris want to be friend" ..a kad je zavirio u Čakov profil,
vidio je da on vec ima 999 prijatelja

Čak Noris je skocio sa mosta u Mostaru u casu vode i potopio spasioce..

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56028Post Rum
03 May 2011, 23:42

:haha meni su super :ok
Ako ti ko spomene neku osobu po lošem, ti reci: “Allah da oprosti i nama, i njemu”…i ne dodaji ništa na to.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56032Post Maja
03 May 2011, 23:57

čak noris zna zašto je string otišao s foruma :ooo
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04 May 2011, 00:37

:haha dobar Majcek,evo jedan moj jedino čak noris moze popiti vise rakije od zagora :)
Ako ti ko spomene neku osobu po lošem, ti reci: “Allah da oprosti i nama, i njemu”…i ne dodaji ništa na to.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56054Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 01:31

Čak Noris je smislio savrsen logo za nas forum :cvike
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Post: # 56055Post Maja
04 May 2011, 01:32

čak noris zna kako ja izgledam
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56058Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 01:36

Maja wrote:čak noris zna kako ja izgledam
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e ovaj je dobbbaaarrrrr !!! :respekt
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04 May 2011, 02:19

:haha Majcek :aplauz :ok
Ako ti ko spomene neku osobu po lošem, ti reci: “Allah da oprosti i nama, i njemu”…i ne dodaji ništa na to.
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04 May 2011, 02:32

Jedini je čak noris dobio milku od MAJE :haha
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04 May 2011, 02:36

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha
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Post: # 56089Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 11:15

Čak Noris je doznao gdje ce Mikelea Korleonea pozvati na sastanak,
i ostavio pistolj iza vodokotlica ..

Čak Noris navlacio zensku na biciklu i pretekao mandibulasa na motoru ..
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56124Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 16:32

kad je posada Apola 8 slijetala na mjesec,referisali su onu cuvenu recenicu "Houston we gare problem" ..Vidjeli su jumbo plakat za film Čak Norisa pa nisu imali gdje da slete..

Čak Noris,tacno zna koliko se turskih serija,emituje na nasim programima :)
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56137Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 17:12

Čak Noris je poslao Merlinki na MSN novi avatar i istuko Sefkiju sa ofingerom :)
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Post: # 56141Post merylin
04 May 2011, 17:20

Krokodil Behko wrote:Čak Noris je poslao Merlinki na MSN novi avatar i istuko Sefkiju sa ofingerom :)

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Post: # 56144Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 17:24

Cak Noris je popio litar vina iz Merlinkine sandale :)
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Post: # 56145Post Krokodil Behko
04 May 2011, 17:28

kad je Maja postavila forum.. zatekla je Chak Norisa u moderaciji..
Zato je mijenjala server...
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Post: # 56150Post Maja
04 May 2011, 17:47

čak noris zna kojeg je seksualnog opredjeljenja Deen :D
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Post: # 56239Post Krokodil Behko
05 May 2011, 10:19

Kad su "foke" upale u kucu bin Ladena,zatekli su Cak Norisa,
kako ga fotografise i prisustvuje pisanju njegovog testamenta..
Zato Bijela kuca kaze da nece objaviti slike,jer ih je Cak Noris odneo..
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Post: # 56271Post Krokodil Behko
05 May 2011, 16:48

Saobracajna kamera snima svakoga.. samo Cak Noris snima nju :cvike
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post: # 56414Post Krokodil Behko
06 May 2011, 12:42

Cak Noris moze preplivati Nijagarin vodopad ledjno... :valja
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