Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Sam naslov teme,sve kaze..
Evo ja am se potrudio i smislio neka dva vica na brzaka..
Nadam se da ne zamjerite ako vam se ne dopadnu :(


Kad je Mark Zuckeberg,posatavio facebook na internet,
smjesta je napravio svoj profil.. Cim ga je zavrsio,dobio je zahtjev
"Chuck Norris want to be friend" ..a kad je zavirio u Čakov profil,
vidio je da on vec ima 999 prijatelja

Čak Noris je skocio sa mosta u Mostaru u casu vode i potopio spasioce..

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:haha meni su super :ok
Postoje ljudi koji te zaborave
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kao što se zaboravi kišobran,
i sjete te se samo kad pada kiša.
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čak noris zna zašto je string otišao s foruma :ooo
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:haha dobar Majcek,evo jedan moj jedino čak noris moze popiti vise rakije od zagora :)
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Čak Noris je smislio savrsen logo za nas forum :cvike
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čak noris zna kako ja izgledam
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Maja wrote:čak noris zna kako ja izgledam
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e ovaj je dobbbaaarrrrr !!! :respekt
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:haha Majcek :aplauz :ok
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Jedini je čak noris dobio milku od MAJE :haha
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:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha
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Čak Noris je doznao gdje ce Mikelea Korleonea pozvati na sastanak,
i ostavio pistolj iza vodokotlica ..

Čak Noris navlacio zensku na biciklu i pretekao mandibulasa na motoru ..
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kad je posada Apola 8 slijetala na mjesec,referisali su onu cuvenu recenicu "Houston we gare problem" ..Vidjeli su jumbo plakat za film Čak Norisa pa nisu imali gdje da slete..

Čak Noris,tacno zna koliko se turskih serija,emituje na nasim programima :)
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Čak Noris je poslao Merlinki na MSN novi avatar i istuko Sefkiju sa ofingerom :)
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Krokodil Behko wrote:Čak Noris je poslao Merlinki na MSN novi avatar i istuko Sefkiju sa ofingerom :)

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Cak Noris je popio litar vina iz Merlinkine sandale :)
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kad je Maja postavila forum.. zatekla je Chak Norisa u moderaciji..
Zato je mijenjala server...
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čak noris zna kojeg je seksualnog opredjeljenja Deen :D
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Kad su "foke" upale u kucu bin Ladena,zatekli su Cak Norisa,
kako ga fotografise i prisustvuje pisanju njegovog testamenta..
Zato Bijela kuca kaze da nece objaviti slike,jer ih je Cak Noris odneo..
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Saobracajna kamera snima svakoga.. samo Cak Noris snima nju :cvike
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Cak Noris moze preplivati Nijagarin vodopad ledjno... :valja
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