Vic do vica
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Re: Vic do vica
Naučnici kažu da je ovo, najsmješniji vic na svijetu
Dva lovca idu šumom kada se jedan od njih iznenada onesvijesti. Izgledalo je kao da ne diše, a oči su mu se zacaklile. Onaj drugi, zatečen, izvadi svoj telefon i nazove hitnu pomoć. "Moj prijatelj je mrtav! Šta da radim?", pitao je uspaničeno liječnike. Operaterka mu reče: "Smirite se, pomoći ćemo vam. Prvo se uvjerimo da je mrtav." Nastade muk, a onda odjeknu pucanj. Zatim se začu glas lovca koji je pozvao pomoć: "U redu, i šta je sljedeće?"
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Re: Vic do vica
Muž je imao rođendan i žena ga upita što bi htio kao poklon.
Muž: - "Pušku."
Žena: - "NE - Pušku NE!"
Muž: - "Ali ja želim pušku."
Žena: - "Rekla sam ti,puška NE!"
Muž: - "Ali ja bi pušku."
Žena: - "Poslušaj, izaberi sebi nešto drugo!"
Muž: - "Ali ja želim pušku."
Žena: - "Rekla sam ti, puška NE! Tko ovdje zapovjeda, aaa????"
Muž: - "Ti...Ali da imam pušku..."
Muž: - "Pušku."
Žena: - "NE - Pušku NE!"
Muž: - "Ali ja želim pušku."
Žena: - "Rekla sam ti,puška NE!"
Muž: - "Ali ja bi pušku."
Žena: - "Poslušaj, izaberi sebi nešto drugo!"
Muž: - "Ali ja želim pušku."
Žena: - "Rekla sam ti, puška NE! Tko ovdje zapovjeda, aaa????"
Muž: - "Ti...Ali da imam pušku..."
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Re: Vic do vica
Koja je razlika izmedju rasizma i Kineza?
Rasizam ima više lica
Rasizam ima više lica
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Re: Vic do vica
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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Re: Vic do vica
Ama Havana napisao zasto je ubacen Haso u viceve o Muji i Sulji i ja kontala da sam negdje isto pisala pa trazila. Prebacilo me na ovaj vic.
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Re: Vic do vica
Sjede dvije sove na grani, kad ce jedna: - Huuuuuuuuuuuuu! Druga ce: - Idi u pi**u materinu, prepade me!
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