Vic do vica

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by ironman » 18 Jun 2022, 16:37

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Krokodil Behko » 01 Jul 2022, 22:20

Naučnici kažu da je ovo, najsmješniji vic na svijetu

Dva lovca idu šumom kada se jedan od njih iznenada onesvijesti. Izgledalo je kao da ne diše, a oči su mu se zacaklile. Onaj drugi, zatečen, izvadi svoj telefon i nazove hitnu pomoć. "Moj prijatelj je mrtav! Šta da radim?", pitao je uspaničeno liječnike. Operaterka mu reče: "Smirite se, pomoći ćemo vam. Prvo se uvjerimo da je mrtav." Nastade muk, a onda odjeknu pucanj. Zatim se začu glas lovca koji je pozvao pomoć: "U redu, i šta je sljedeće?"
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Dori » 07 Aug 2022, 14:57

Muž je imao rođendan i žena ga upita što bi htio kao poklon.
Muž: - "Pušku."
Žena: - "NE - Pušku NE!"
Muž: - "Ali ja želim pušku."
Žena: - "Rekla sam ti,puška NE!"
Muž: - "Ali ja bi pušku."
Žena: - "Poslušaj, izaberi sebi nešto drugo!"
Muž: - "Ali ja želim pušku."
Žena: - "Rekla sam ti, puška NE! Tko ovdje zapovjeda, aaa????"
Muž: - "Ti...Ali da imam pušku..." 🙄
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by TAFKAP » 07 Aug 2022, 15:03

Koja je razlika izmedju rasizma i Kineza?

Rasizam ima više lica
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Dori » 07 Aug 2022, 15:07

TAFKAP wrote: 07 Aug 2022, 15:03 Koja je razlika izmedju rasizma i Kineza?
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Melek » 11 Aug 2022, 19:12

Weak people revenge.
Strong people forgive.
Intelligent people ignore.

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by insomnia » 12 Aug 2022, 00:23

Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by TAFKAP » 12 Aug 2022, 07:40

Dori wrote: 07 Aug 2022, 15:07
TAFKAP wrote: 07 Aug 2022, 15:03 Koja je razlika izmedju rasizma i Kineza?
:cudi
Rasizam ima više lica.

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Dori » 16 Nov 2022, 19:16

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Melek » 12 Jan 2023, 21:25

Weak people revenge.
Strong people forgive.
Intelligent people ignore.

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Maja » 29 Jan 2023, 20:37

greeneyes wrote: 14 Oct 2014, 10:47 Ulaze Mujo I Haso u crkvu, Haso zapne za klupu i kaze:
- „A u ku*ac!“
Mujo će na to:
- J*bo ga Bog Haso! U crkvi smo.
:haha

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by greeneyes » 29 Jan 2023, 23:47

Maja wrote: 29 Jan 2023, 20:37
greeneyes wrote: 14 Oct 2014, 10:47 Ulaze Mujo I Haso u crkvu, Haso zapne za klupu i kaze:
- „A u ku*ac!“
Mujo će na to:
- J*bo ga Bog Haso! U crkvi smo.
:haha

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Koje li je ovo godine postavljeno, pitam se JA
Samo sabura

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Shadow » 30 Jan 2023, 00:03

greeneyes wrote: 29 Jan 2023, 23:47
Maja wrote: 29 Jan 2023, 20:37

:haha

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:D.

Koje li je ovo godine postavljeno, pitam se JA
:D.

14 lis 2014, 10:47
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by greeneyes » 30 Jan 2023, 00:05

Shadow wrote: 30 Jan 2023, 00:03
greeneyes wrote: 29 Jan 2023, 23:47

:D.

Koje li je ovo godine postavljeno, pitam se JA
:D.

14 lis 2014, 10:47
Ko vino je :D.
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Maja » 30 Jan 2023, 00:11

Ama Havana napisao zasto je ubacen Haso u viceve o Muji i Sulji i ja kontala da sam negdje isto pisala pa trazila. Prebacilo me na ovaj vic.

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by greeneyes » 30 Jan 2023, 00:12

Ne lazi. Nemas pametnijeg posla pa si listala viceve od do
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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Maja » 30 Jan 2023, 00:15

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Kai » 31 Jan 2023, 22:14

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Duh » 20 Feb 2023, 10:22

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Re: Vic do vica

Post by Dori » 02 Mar 2023, 18:25

Sjede dvije sove na grani, kad ce jedna: - Huuuuuuuuuuuuu! Druga ce: - Idi u pi**u materinu, prepade me! :plavi
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