20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

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20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Maja » 07 Jan 2021, 20:15

U svakom zitu ima kukolja, veli stara narodna izreka. Tako i u Kukuruzistu.
Medju casne i religiozne dzematlije uvukla su se dva bludna sina. Jedan je stariji i iskusniji Rum, drugi mladjahni Almir, pocetnik u svom poslu. A kakav je posao u pitanju, sad cete cuti...
U dogovoru s vlasnicom apartmana "Green Rooms & Blue Balls", Sibilom Smežuranić, gresni dvojac u apartman dovodi usamljene dame Kukuruzista kako bi im pruzio utehu i zadovoljstvo.
Sve to ova dva zigola dobro naplate a odredjeni postotak zarade ide i madam Sibili.
Ispocetka je islo dobro.
Na Rumovoj strani bili su iskustvo, sarm i dug jezik koji je, mjestankama Kukuruzista, donosio neslucene uzitke.
Na Almirovoj strani bila je mladost, zelja za ucenjem, istrazivacki duh i mrk pogled.
Problem je nastao kad su se dame, zeljne novih iskustava, pocele sve vise okrecati Almiru. Suskalo se i to da su Ruma godine polako pocele gaziti i da bi svako jutro, u ogledalu nad umivaonikom, uocio novu sijedu.
Kazu da se odao i picu i da je neugodan zadah maskirao jedenjem po 5-6 glavica luka dnevno.
Nije ni cudo sto su mjestani osumnjicili doticnog kad je Almir dozivio saobracajku a krivac pobjegao s mjesta nesrece.

Ko zeli smrt mladom kurvaru?
Kakvim dokazima raspolaze policija?
Ko ce sad voditi Almirov blog?
Koju vrstu luka preferira osumnjiceni?

Pala je noc...

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Maja » 07 Jan 2021, 20:19

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Maja » 08 Jan 2021, 09:41

To jutro policija je imala pune ruke posla. U hotelu GR&BB, u ljubavnom apartmanu, pronadjeno je tijelo Mrachnog.
Lezao je potpuno nag, na stomaku i bio privezan pernatim, ruzicastim lisicama za krevet. Na njegovom analnom otvoru bili su vidljivi tragovi vazelina. Oko vrata cvrsto stegnuta kravata. Zadavljen je.

Nominujte

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Mister No » 08 Jan 2021, 09:44

Nora :o
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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by spacebound » 08 Jan 2021, 09:46

Bobi

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Duminjo » 08 Jan 2021, 10:03

Zanki

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by MrH » 08 Jan 2021, 10:51

Nora
11/11/22

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Zanki » 08 Jan 2021, 11:25

Duminjo
"It takes something more
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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Maja » 08 Jan 2021, 11:36

Samo da napomenem da su 3 mafijasa. Mozda ima i koja specijalna uloga al cu se pozvati na rupu u zakonu i to presutjeti.

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Mutevelija » 08 Jan 2021, 11:54

Numiz
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Bobi » 08 Jan 2021, 13:05

Zanki
:gitara

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Maja » 08 Jan 2021, 13:25

Numiz i nora nominujte.

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by numka » 08 Jan 2021, 15:35

Mutevelija
Wtf nije me ni bilo do sad.
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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 08 Jan 2021, 22:26

MrH :auf
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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Maja » 08 Jan 2021, 23:43

Pa sad si samu sebe nominovala :hm

Iznesi odbranu.

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 09 Jan 2021, 00:01

A jebiga, nisam prebrojala nominacije.
Nema veze.

Glupost, nisam mafija, nominuju me kao i uvijek .. ni zbog čega. :D.

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Duminjo » 09 Jan 2021, 00:02

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Zanki » 09 Jan 2021, 00:03

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

Post by Mister No » 09 Jan 2021, 00:05

Za
High Hopes...

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Re: 20. Dzamijski misevi - IGRA

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