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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ironman » 13 Jan 2023, 09:20

Kad se uzme cijena mlijeka danas onda je i maslac tu negdje..
Msm ono,mlijeko od praha tipa mizo je oko 2,5km.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 13 Jan 2023, 10:06

Imas ti maslaca oko 4km al ni vidilo maslaca. Ono, bolji jest od margarina ali nije pravi maslac. Onda radje kupim margarin i ne lazem ovaj napaceni narod :oo
Jedino pravi megle maslac stavim u baklavu.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by spacebound » 13 Jan 2023, 10:07

Ima, pise maslac, a kad pogledas sastav maslac u tragovima :D. Neka, fala :oo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Kai » 13 Jan 2023, 11:29

Dori wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 09:15
Kai wrote: ↑11 Jan 2023, 21:20 A koja je razlika izmedju maslaca i margarina?
Ooooogromna.....Maslac je prirodan, pravi se od mlijeka. Margarin nema ni trunke mlijeka i pun hemije....
Sama cijena ti govori razliku.

Ali jedno je kad mi sebi kupujemo, drugo je kao Maja sto ga koristi za posao. Morala bi onda torta 30% skuplja biti....
Cek ba maslac je puter?
Margarin je plastika?
Hoces da kazes da majine torte ne valjaju i da su plasticne? :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 13 Jan 2023, 11:33

A necete kupiti masla od mene
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by immuno » 13 Jan 2023, 11:43

greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:33 A necete kupiti masla od mene
Pravim sama :hihi kad mi treba
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 13 Jan 2023, 11:44

immuno wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:43
greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:33 A necete kupiti masla od mene
Pravim sama :hihi kad mi treba
Ne moze insan od tebe marke zaraditi :o
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Kai » 13 Jan 2023, 11:51

greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:44
immuno wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:43

Pravim sama :hihi kad mi treba
Ne moze insan od tebe marke zaraditi :o
Ni pekaru hljeb ne placa. :D.
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Post by immuno » 13 Jan 2023, 11:56

greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:44
immuno wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:43

Pravim sama :hihi kad mi treba
Ne moze insan od tebe marke zaraditi :o
Kupila bih ja I od tebe al si daleko 😔
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by immuno » 13 Jan 2023, 11:56

Kai wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:51
greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:44

Ne moze insan od tebe marke zaraditi :o
Ni pekaru hljeb ne placa. :D.
Tacno pravim sve sama ne samo hljeb :oo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Kai » 13 Jan 2023, 11:57

immuno wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:56
Kai wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:51

Ni pekaru hljeb ne placa. :D.
Tacno pravim sve sama ne samo hljeb :oo
Mesi mesi nece da ti skodi. :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 13 Jan 2023, 12:01

immuno wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:56
greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:44

Ne moze insan od tebe marke zaraditi :o
Kupila bih ja I od tebe al si daleko 😔
Ma ne prodajem ni ja, ali znam da mati podjahkad napravi masla
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by immuno » 13 Jan 2023, 12:02

greeneyes wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 12:01
immuno wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:56

Kupila bih ja I od tebe al si daleko 😔
Ma ne prodajem ni ja, ali znam da mati podjahkad napravi masla
👍Za mamu :srce
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Dori » 13 Jan 2023, 12:58

Kai wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:29
Dori wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 09:15

Ooooogromna.....Maslac je prirodan, pravi se od mlijeka. Margarin nema ni trunke mlijeka i pun hemije....
Sama cijena ti govori razliku.

Ali jedno je kad mi sebi kupujemo, drugo je kao Maja sto ga koristi za posao. Morala bi onda torta 30% skuplja biti....
Cek ba maslac je puter?
Margarin je plastika?
Hoces da kazes da majine torte ne valjaju i da su plasticne? :D.
Paaaaa....vise manje :D.
Ali to ne znaci da nisu dobre....
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Dori » 13 Jan 2023, 12:59

HAVANA wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:48 Screenshot_20230113_071050_com.facebook.katana_edit_115891455233356.jpg
Ima ovih gornjih i sada :srce
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by HAVANA » 13 Jan 2023, 13:00

Dori wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 12:59
HAVANA wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 11:48 Screenshot_20230113_071050_com.facebook.katana_edit_115891455233356.jpg
Ima ovih gornjih i sada :srce
Ima al nam je 52 godine :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Dori » 13 Jan 2023, 13:01

HAVANA wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 13:00
Dori wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 12:59

Ima ovih gornjih i sada :srce
Ima al nam je 52 godine :valja
:D.

Taman! :ok
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Arthur Dent » 13 Jan 2023, 14:42

HAVANA wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 13:00
Dori wrote: ↑13 Jan 2023, 12:59

Ima ovih gornjih i sada :srce
Ima al nam je 52 godine :valja
jes, i nemate polozeno za motor... :spavanje
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