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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Socrates » 09 May 2020, 16:07

Kupio sam prsten

Kupio sam pusku
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Socrates » 09 May 2020, 16:08

Jedno od ta dva

Baciću u reku
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by insomnia » 09 May 2020, 16:10

E ako ima glupljeg stiha u citavom yu rock repertoaru tu me seci
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Socrates » 09 May 2020, 16:11

Šta mu ba fali?

Klasičan balkanski.
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Socrates » 09 May 2020, 16:13

Ima svasta

U torbirgirgici nosis moju sliku, diko

Nosiš moju sliku, diko

Da ne vidi niko

:valja
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Socrates » 09 May 2020, 16:14

Pa jbmt :grana
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Mister No » 09 May 2020, 16:15

Verenički prsten vratila mi juče.. Ojjjjjjjjj

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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by insomnia » 09 May 2020, 16:15

Barem ne poziva na ubistvo zene
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Mister No » 09 May 2020, 16:16

Nora Ibsenova wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:07
Heidi wrote: 09 May 2020, 15:52

:inasab

Sa dijamantom :srce :oo

Burme su mi bzvz. Ko kaze da se moras udat-ozenit. :o
Ja ba i ona se žali. Joj foluški.

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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Heidi » 09 May 2020, 16:17

Mister No wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:15 Verenički prsten vratila mi juče.. Ojjjjjjjjj

Zar se vjerenicki prsten vraca :hm

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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 09 May 2020, 16:17

Eno ga klanja, ne mere seb doći :D
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Nora Ibsenova » 09 May 2020, 16:18

Heidi wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:17
Mister No wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:15 Verenički prsten vratila mi juče.. Ojjjjjjjjj

Zar se vjerenicki prsten vraca :hm

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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Heidi » 09 May 2020, 16:18

Dobro je. :oo
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Socrates » 09 May 2020, 16:19

insomnia wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:15 Barem ne poziva na ubistvo zene
Gadj'o je i Bregovic žene topovima.

Malo mu puška.
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Mister No » 09 May 2020, 16:19

Heidi wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:17
Mister No wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:15 Verenički prsten vratila mi juče.. Ojjjjjjjjj

Zar se vjerenicki prsten vraca :hm

Ups
Ako je budala vrati. :D.
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Heidi » 09 May 2020, 16:20

Mister No wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:19
Heidi wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:17

Zar se vjerenicki prsten vraca :hm

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Ako je budala vrati. :D.

I ja prvo pomislih...vid budale :valja
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Mister No » 09 May 2020, 16:21

Heidi wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:20
Mister No wrote: 09 May 2020, 16:19

Ako je budala vrati. :D.

I ja prvo pomislih...vid budale :valja
Jedino ako je primijetila da je bizuterija.
To već ima smisla i opravdava "huju".
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Heidi » 09 May 2020, 16:22

Zato ja biram sama :nokti
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Mister No » 09 May 2020, 16:36

Mene je otac zenio pa ne znam za te troškove. :nokti
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Re: Zaručnički prsten

Post by Heidi » 09 May 2020, 16:43

Sigurno ste jos uvijek zajedno :inasab :srce
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