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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 07 Jun 2020, 21:46

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by navika » 07 Jun 2020, 21:48

Danas mi je trebao biti let, sutra sam trebala biti u Bosni. I trebali smo ostati dva mjeseca.

A jucer, rucak, pa za rucak je bilo svega, Mesa najvise, kako je i obicaj kod nas. I kolaca, samo su bili na stolu okruzenom muskim stolovima, na kojima su sjedili vecinom ljudi s malo duzim bradama, pa sam odlucila ne sladiti se. Bilo je i ljudi poput mog cojeka, koji bi rado sve ono meso zalili jednom hladnom pivom, al su pristojno izdrzsli.
Na putu kuci stali smo u bosanski market, on je uzeo tuzlansko pivo. Nisam nista rekla. Ne bi volila da se pretvori u covjeka koji misli kako se moras oblaciti, ponasati, moliti , sjediti i gledati na jedan odredjeni nacin jer bi te svi ostali mogli dovesti do nekog mucenja i przenja na drugom svijetu.
Velika je razlika izmedju (samoprozvanog) religioznog i produhovljenog insana. Do Boga je puteva koliko je i ljudi na zemlji, rece neko produhovljen.

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Maja » 07 Jun 2020, 22:26

Divna tema

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by navika » 08 Jun 2020, 00:45

Maja wrote: 07 Jun 2020, 22:26Divna tema
Prepoznali smo sarkazam i na tvoje prvo “divna tema”.
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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Barba » 08 Jun 2020, 00:48

Kako volim ovakve teme :srce

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 08 Jun 2020, 05:35

Tema je tek na levelu II

a ima jos levela... pa raznih pod levela gdje se iz jednog levela moze mjesat i sastavljat sa drugim levelima, to je do levela X

onda pocinje niska sfera od levela XI...

(niska, srednja, visoka 1. fakultativ univerzalnog dijela 1. stepena)



samo da javim da sam pronasao papirice i smotao cigaru tek posto sam napravio kahvu, prozor nisam otvori a i necu, ponedeljak je i ne mogu niskim pricat pa ni smacorom, oni frr frrr i klap klap se ne cuju ni zuce, skontali da trebaju biti mirni ponedeljkom da ih ne bih razbuco tamo negdje u basci, treba se sad na poso dogegat aaaaaaaaaaaa :grana

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 09 Jun 2020, 05:25

bip bip bip sos bip bip bip sos bip bip bip sos bip bip kahva bip sos bip nema bip bip oluja bip bip crno bip sve bip sos bip sos kahva

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Post by carobnjak N » 09 Jun 2020, 08:46

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Barba » 09 Jun 2020, 12:54

...test test...proba...ima li neko u studiju i režiji :pusi

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by carobnjak N » 09 Jun 2020, 15:53

kisa prestala , ne znam sta bih sa sobom , vidim zrele visnje ko usne vrele Visnje sto nagone na blud .
podvucem se pod jednu, jos je mokra i kapljice klizu za vrat ...al neka .
i berem tako , naberem kanticu od tri kile...kontam, sad bi Halida rekla "jednu kanticu visanja za mog Bakira" .
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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 10 Jun 2020, 05:15

Barba wrote: 09 Jun 2020, 12:54 ...test test...proba...ima li neko u studiju i režiji :pusi

Ima... test odlican, samo nastavi :pusi

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 10 Jun 2020, 05:23

Ja, cigara, kahva, i macak... na prozoru :spanac

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Barba » 10 Jun 2020, 13:21

Pada li kiša?

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 11 Jun 2020, 05:11

Barba wrote: 10 Jun 2020, 13:21Pada li kiša?

Jednog dana kisa je padala dva dana.

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by zvrk » 12 Jun 2020, 05:21

... a drugog dana kisa je padala ko' prvog dana,

koliko dana je padala kisa?

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by navika » 12 Jun 2020, 18:01

Dva, valjda :)

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Dandy » 12 Jun 2020, 18:11

Otisao na rucak sa osobom koja ne jede nista normalno, samo nAke salate i biljke, dosao iz restorana i skapah od gladi, odoh napraviti kakvog cHimbura :D

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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Socrates » 12 Jun 2020, 18:13

Današnje vijesti su dobre.
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Re: Moje (vase) vijesti...

Post by Mutevelija » 12 Jun 2020, 18:13

Jebo ih korona i krizni stab i covid 19 opet hoce da proglase vanredno stanje.
PA gori su ovi politicari od korone.
Posmatraču mog posta.
Jednaki smo mi skoro oba.
Ja sam juče bio takav
Ti ćeš sutra biti ovakav.
🍉🍉🍉🍉

https://bosanski-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=411&start=4820

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