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by spacebound » 24 Sep 2021, 14:29
Julia-Klara wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:18
Moja luda sestra

prica o rizi ...
"Klaro bona, ja jedem rizu, i vidim crve

I lijepo mu vidim oci, gleda u mene"
A nije, nego ona sebi umislila, bila ona duguljasta riza, i od tad je vise ne kupuje ni mama
Joj i ja sam kod mame takvu vidjela, i to jos neka krupna, isto debeli crvi
Šabović Adis wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:21
Jadan čovjek, nije još skontao u kandžama kakve vještice se nalazi.
Ma more sve to pobrojano...al kad je ratno stanje, inače jok!
Nista njemu ne fali, ne sazalijevaj ga

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by Shadow » 24 Sep 2021, 14:29
Rum wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:25
Shadow wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:23
E ako gdje ima crvica, moji su

ja cu ih naci.. koji sam peh gadljivi
Tako jednom uzmem sljivu, i zagrizem onako..sestra kaze eto ti crva..vrisne..ja pljunem na nju
Meni neki dan nesto na usni hoda kad debelguz neki iz sljive, samo ga oblizem jezikom skinem awwww

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by spacebound » 24 Sep 2021, 14:32
Svađanje s budalom je poput hrvanja u blatu sa svinjom. Nakon sat vremena skužiš da svinja uživa.
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by Šabović Adis » 24 Sep 2021, 14:33
Shadow wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:29
Rum wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:25
Meni neki dan nesto na usni hoda kad debelguz neki iz sljive, samo ga oblizem jezikom skinem awwww
Bolji ovaj:

Ne mereeee


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by ironman » 24 Sep 2021, 14:34
Shadow wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:29
Rum wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:25
Meni neki dan nesto na usni hoda kad debelguz neki iz sljive, samo ga oblizem jezikom skinem awwww

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by Dori » 24 Sep 2021, 15:03
Julia-Klara wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 14:15
Dori wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 13:58
Mi djeca sa Save
A slusaj ovo sad... Znaci, ja odusevljena somom, mislim da nikad vise ribe u zivotu nisam pojela, grama masnoce nema, lijepo pezen, nema one sluzi koje bude na somu inace, odusevljena, ponijela sestri da vecera kad dodje s posla.
Jede ona, meni oci lete na onu ribu, a ona nesto mljacka, hoce-nece, i kaze "ja ovo ne mogu jest". Ja je zacudjeno gledam, kad ona ce ti "da izvines, meni ova riba smrdi na mulj"... Ma mrsh, ostavi to, daj vamo...I ja pojedem

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by Maja » 24 Sep 2021, 19:13
Pa gdje si čovječe jesi živ, kako život, vapače kod Ajše itd. dr. mr. soc. hahaha ne vjerujem da sam normalan!!! A TIIIIIII? HAHAHA

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by Maja » 24 Sep 2021, 19:20
Som fuj.
Skembici mmmm. Pogotovo pita skembara.
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by dacha bosanac » 24 Sep 2021, 19:28
Maja wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:20
Som fuj.
Skembici mmmm. Pogotovo pita skembara.
Što som fuj???
Tripice/škembiće...delikates

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by Maja » 24 Sep 2021, 19:32
Smrdi i premasan
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by Rum » 24 Sep 2021, 19:34
dacha bosanac wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:28
Maja wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:20
Som fuj.
Skembici mmmm. Pogotovo pita skembara.
Što som fuj???
Tripice/škembiće...delikates
Opatija imaju dobre i kod Salcina

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by dacha bosanac » 24 Sep 2021, 19:35
Maja wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:32Smrdi i premasan
Ah, taj koji ti je spremao nije ga dobro spremio. Valja znati ribu spremiti

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by ElTriconi » 24 Sep 2021, 19:35
Jamio oni neki klinac, neko kiselo mljeko a do boga kiselo, kae nesto se metne pa se po njeme pospe mljeko i to tako kurla
Da mi mati nije pravila nesto slicno ocam tolko je gadno da to nije humano al sta cu mu ja kad je zdravo

Da sam pcela zelja mi je pusta
pa da sletim curici na usta


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by dacha bosanac » 24 Sep 2021, 19:37
Rum wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:34
Opatija imaju dobre i kod Salcina
Jeo na oba mjesta. U Opatiji mnogo bolji. Dobri su i tamo u Novoj Zenici, onaj Mazića Han.
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by Rum » 24 Sep 2021, 19:38
dacha bosanac wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:37
Rum wrote: 24 Sep 2021, 19:34
Opatija imaju dobre i kod Salcina
Jeo na oba mjesta. U Opatiji mnogo bolji. Dobri su i tamo u Novoj Zenici, onaj Mazića Han.
Opatija ima sve i pace

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by ElTriconi » 24 Sep 2021, 19:42
Ono se zove kefir, ocam kad sam probo prvo sam mislio da se pokvarilo ali more se pit, sto.
Kad sam mogo oni torotan jes neki dan mogu i to


Da sam pcela zelja mi je pusta
pa da sletim curici na usta


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